capt bruce

The good the bad and the ugly , "HEY BLONDIE" "Tuco" "Angel Eyes" and the music just so great , you cant go wrong with any of the Sergio Leone films . Also the treasure of sierra madre "badges? we aint got no badges! I dont have to show you any stinking badges , John Huston he knew how to make a western , And dont leave out sam peckinpah

Steveo great story , I can allmost allways find something silly to say , but in this case man you the man no sillyness here , Im like tybo very thick skin but you made me cry. B

TJ wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. 'What are you going to do,' TJ asks? 'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.' He hands the shotgun to tj WHATS the shot gun for ?? *'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog

Crock pot and your Favorite spices , tastes real good . Chote um Chote um, Bear makes good eatings .

For those without the special glasses I give you the before hidden NUMBER 4 One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner–Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. “Mother Potato?” she said. “I have an announcement to make.” “And what might that be?” said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter’s eyes. “Well,” replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, “I’m getting married!” The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, “Married! That’s wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?” “I’m marrying a Russet!” “A Russet!” replied Mother Potato with pride. “Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!” As the family shared in the eldest daughter’s joy, the middle daughter spoke up. “Mother? I, too, have an announcement.” “And what might that be?” encouraged Mother Potato. Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, “I, too, am getting married!” “You, too!” Mother Potato said with joy. “That’s wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?” “I’m marrying an Idaho!” beamed the middle daughter. “An Idaho!” said Mother Potato with joy. “Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!” Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. “Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make.” “Yes?” said Mother Potato with great anticipation. “Well,” began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, “I hope this doesn’t come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!” “Really?” said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. “All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?” “I’m marrying Peter Jennings!” “Peter Jennings?!” Mother Potato scowled suddenly. “But he’s just a common tater

And none of that kraft crap , home made all the way ,see ya all on the 11 hole , surfs up .

To whitbyboatguy ,Dude maybe we should Start out again , wellcome to the board whitbyboatguy , this is a close nit groupe that sticks together and helps out each other , sometimes people who are not into the inside jokes will MISSUNDERSTAND our humor.Gbw lives near you and if history teaches us anything we will need the help of neibors in one way or another some day ,you him , him you. No one means you any harm ,GBW does not for sure , thin out your skin and you will find you have joined not a "GANG" but a great group of people that help out each other all the time .I know smoetimes the humor gets over the wall but all is meant in fun .You seam like a great guy join in and have some fun , not all in life has to be so serious , again please except my WELLCOME ABOARD WHITBYBOATGUY. CB

Hey Sinclair will you and GBW let me join your "GANG" lmao .... where do these guys come from ... Oh ya WHITBY , I told GBW it allways smells in Whitby

Again dude you capture what it is to be outdoors , what can be better than trout jumping into morning sun ,keep it up guy you paint from my heart, loved the last pic poor dude with flowers , hundred dollar bills will go much farther these days AHHHHHHHH ,but you know flowers will get the gooduns . B

No, that's my Spirex reel in the pic! Thought at first he said spandex reel and maybe an AHBRA ,

With the new hairdew , right side longer than left , and the buff bod he does make a fine picture dont ya think , wink wink ,you will get one Dana , damn with that combo of hair and muscle what hot little trout wouldnt die to get into a boat with you .

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 7. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 16. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 18. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 19. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 23. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 24. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 25. If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back to you, call them up later, when you're drunk.

Was Thinking PHOTO SHOP but you got the uneven self brought on hair due ,that is new , so it must be true . Good on ya Dana keep at a thing and good will come thu .Nudge nudge wink wink post edited for spelling

Coffe thu the nose , good to see you around Marty , damn that was funny ... !!!!

As one who remembers catching big skis in simcoe in the 60's (damn Im ageing myself)but times change habitate changes no more trex hunters in Alberta lets put the limited money we have into what can be sustained . Just an old guy who has seen the future .

Speaking of geese or is it gooses. A little something my old dad taught me . what can a goose do that a duck can't and a lawyer should? Stick his/her bill up their ass

It goes without saying that the Big Sittin' Goose Decoy Blind, a product that we are hopeing to market soon, is designed for hunters.I think you will be able to make one out of this situation The hunter reclines in a sort of beach chair, then pulls the giant goose body down over his face, making himself virtually invisible, except for the fact that his arms and legs and gun are clearly sticking out. The idea is that when geese fly overhead, they look down and think: Hey! There's a person down there engaging in an act of perversion with a giant goose! Naturally the geese want to fly down and take a closer look. Anybody would. Just a thought , you lie down goose on head and all goose hunters here that show up get their limits , win win , at least for the hunters and the goose , sorry about you tho .

PM me we probably know alot of people in common , Im old now and dont get out in the field anymore , You work for city or consultants ? I looked at your pic and I dont think I have seen you around but the pic is not to clear for these old eyes , anyway PM me , its a small world hope Im not your boss lol.

Glad to hear you were not hurt, I posted a while ago about my incounter with a 10 point buck . my poor honda civic was written off ,deer came into front seat via windshield ,I was luckie enough to escape with a few stiches in my leg (antler went thu calf in and out )But you know that deer tasted beter than any I have eaten , opp gave me deer ,the officer who took my to hosiptal delivered it to my house skined and gutted the next day . Like I said glad to see you were not injured .

Guess hes the sign taker down guy ???

When I was doing water front water testing a few years back , I"m a cival engineer specializing in storm water management , one of the people I worked with would take home any orphaned or injured gooslings we would find . He had a farm outside port perry . They would stay with him in his pond untill they were big enough to fly away , some would return now and than but they returned to the wild (if you can call a gooses life in the big smoke wild )but was funny to see these birds following him around in his yard we used to call him Father goose .

Come on guys its only Sept . lots of time in Nov to fight , Great run of salmon in grenadier pond all you newbes head down to high park , lol ... cant wait for the "Do salmon run in grenadier pond post " Dudes where do you think all those atlantic go

I might have been on that train stopped in to visit bro , those buy one get one free lunches at burrito boyz can do that to ya just be glad I didnt get to Brooklin , You should not be makeing fun of your elders one day gas will be your enemy to , takes a life time to learn the one cheek leek .