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I tried to find a podcast of the CLASSIC story from the vinyl cafe about wongs scottish meat pies where the culmination of the story is a sheep tethered to a stall in the resturant eating freshly germinated wheat grass. But, alas I could not find it.

So if anyone knows the story, I hope I brought a smile to your face.

What was your favorite April Fools prank?

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Faked cutting off my finger in the kitchen cooking breakfast. Didn't go over so well and I ate my omlette alone

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While she showered,i hid naked in the closet with my fillet knife and waited for the wife to come and get her clothes.

She ripped the door open and threatened me with a baseball bat.I think the dogs sniffing at the door gave away my locationdunno.gif

Never could fool that womanmellow.gif

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While she showered,i hid naked in the closet with my fillet knife and waited for the wife to come and get her clothes.

She ripped the door open and threatened me with a baseball bat.I think the dogs sniffing at the door gave away my locationdunno.gif

Never could fool that womanmellow.gif

Now there is a mental visual I could have done without.....

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Sympatico got my blood pressure risin this morning with a fake story about gas going up 30 cents tonite due to world unrest---ya they got me :wallbash:

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I switched the sugar with salt this morning, she hasn't called to yell at me yet...oh wait, scratch that..

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Now there is a mental visual I could have done without.....

 

Oh Ya......thats right.....you met mewhistling.gif

 

Shoulda closed your eyes while reading thenmellow.gifrofl2.gif

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I held an unplanned Fire drill at home at 5:35am today. Some people were not impressed this am. Might have to cook my own food for a few days.

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My wife made a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal last night and put it in the freezer. When she gave it to our 8 year old this morning he couldn`t pull the spoon out. When he did it came out a a cerealcicle.

 

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While she showered,i hid naked in the closet with my fillet knife and waited for the wife to come and get her clothes.

She ripped the door open and threatened me with a baseball bat.I think the dogs sniffing at the door gave away my locationdunno.gif

Never could fool that womanmellow.gif

 

And that right there is why everyone needs to vote in favour of gun control :)

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