JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Exactly Chris. On that note how do you feel about Saturday John? Dickhead! I just mentioned this to my wife. Her response - "Sure. why not?" - but after all these years of marital bliss I have learned to pay close attention to the subtle nuances of inflection and intonation underlying her most benign responses. The words unsaid were something like "Sure, go fishing, if you care nothing for the family jewels." She might have inflected & intoned "cojones" in deference to the upcoming winter sojourn but it all means the same thing, and it makes me squirm even thinking about it. Besides, you'll have yer hands full keeping BillM out of trouble. JF
solopaddler Posted December 4, 2009 Author Report Posted December 4, 2009 Dickhead! I just mentioned this to my wife. Her response - "Sure. why not?" - but after all these years of marital bliss I have learned to pay close attention to the subtle nuances of inflection and intonation underlying her most benign responses. The words unsaid were something like "Sure, go fishing, if you care nothing for the family jewels." She might have inflected & intoned "cojones" in deference to the upcoming winter sojourn but it all means the same thing, and it makes me squirm even thinking about it. Besides, you'll have yer hands full keeping BillM out of trouble. JF Have you ever heard the expression "it's easier to apologize than it is to ask permission?" No worries though, there'll be other opportunities.
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Have you ever heard the expression "it's easier to apologize than it is to ask permission?" No worries though, there'll be other opportunities. I'm not concerned about begging forgiveness, it's regenerating cojones that worries me. JF
BillM Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 John, I hope we get to share a few drifts in the near future.. Anytime on the water with Mike is an absolute riot, fish or no fish.
DRIFTER_016 Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 I'm not concerned about begging forgiveness, it's regenerating cojones that worries me. JF PANSY!!!!!
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 John, I hope we get to share a few drifts in the near future.. Anytime on the water with Mike is an absolute riot, fish or no fish. I hope so too. For this trip though you'll have to be the one laughing at Mike. I'll be home taking care of all the little bits 'n pieces. JF
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 PANSY!!!!! Yeah. So what's yer point? JF
capt bruce Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 John famous words to live by for panseys "Quando omni flunkus moritati" You have had me fooled all this time , steel with Mike or ????? WHAT DO YOU THINK TIGER WOULD DO !!! Sorry but gotta get your priorities set . IM A MAN I CAN CHANGE, IF I HAD , I GUESS. encyclopediadramatica.com/Pussy-whipped lmao sorry john no hard feelings but" ITS STEEL WITH MIKE !!!!!!!!"
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 John famous words to live by for panseys "Quando omni flunkus moritati" It's been too long since latin class, but does that mean "When all else fails, die" or "When snafued, there's always tomorrow."? You have had me fooled all this time , steel with Mike or ????? WHAT DO YOU THINK TIGER WOULD DO !!! Duck & cover? Seriously, today I suspect he'd stay home to do chores. Sorry but gotta get your priorities set . IM A MAN I CAN CHANGE, IF I HAD , I GUESS. I could change, but then I'd be less a man. That should be translated into latin and hung above my door. encyclopediadramatica.com/Pussy-whipped lmao sorry john no hard feelings but" ITS STEEL WITH MIKE !!!!!!!!" A real man isn't afraid to be seen giving in to his wife. The abuse we take from the lads is nothing compared to the heat SWMBO can rain down on our submissive heads. Of course a real man is seldom seen fishing but he also doesn't spend the better part of his life walking around with his hands cupped lovingly over "the boys". Bravely cowering JF
Steel28 Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Great essay Mike! I see that you are using Tim's floats I like them as well.
fishinguypat Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY,.,...(bows down towards you)
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY,.,...(bows down towards you) I think they're called steelheads when they're all shiny like that. JF
Moosebunk Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 I don't yet understand why I continue to keep opening your fall reports. They're punishment everytime. Especially for those who can't escape at the moment. Good fishing Paul and Mike. And Bill... smarten up dood... haven't ya learned by now who's boss???
StoneFly Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Oh Boy,...those are some Sweeet Pics...Musta got in right before the Storm....Bad move BillM,..It must hurt to read the post...lol
BillM Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Oh Boy,...those are some Sweeet Pics...Musta got in right before the Storm....Bad move BillM,..It must hurt to read the post...lol It does man, I have been looking forward to fishing that river for a long time.. I'm sure tomorrow will more then make up for it though.
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 It does man, I have been looking forward to fishing that river for a long time.. I'm sure tomorrow will more then make up for it though. They're forecasting a tsunami for tomorrow on that river. Ya might wanna think twice. JF
BillM Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 (edited) ..... Edited December 4, 2009 by BillM
Harv Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 So I guess even those who couldn't figure it out from the pictures now know where those fish were caught.......
JohnF Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 So I guess even those who couldn't figure it out from the pictures now know where those fish were caught....... Ya never heard of disinformation, or do you know something the rest of us didn't? JF
BillM Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 So I guess even those who couldn't figure it out from the pictures now know where those fish were caught....... Not anymore, my bad.
Spiel Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Darn it, there's a hole in your woolies.
solopaddler Posted December 4, 2009 Author Report Posted December 4, 2009 Ya never heard of disinformation, or do you know something the rest of us didn't? JF Don't really know Harv, but we have mutual aquaintances. Ironically enough it was the report of Harv's day on Tuesday that made Bill bail. (If one is astute enough to recognize the river then they already know it intimately)
Harv Posted December 4, 2009 Report Posted December 4, 2009 Ya, Tuesday was a tough day - NO ONE on the river caught fish that day - EVERYONE caught fish on Wednesday - just one of those things!!! One thing is for sure - there will be no more of those reports!! Still no need to be naming rivers!!! Thanks for deleting the post Bill.
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