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They're all here Bubba!

 

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

 

1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

 

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

 

10 cards = 1 decacards

 

½ lavatory = 1 demijohn

 

1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

 

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

 

10 rations = 1 decoration

 

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

 

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

 

10 monologs = 5 dialogues

 

2 monograms = 1 diagram

 

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

 

2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa

Posted (edited)
but how many milipeters are in a diaphram?

 

I have to check it , but I'm pretty sure it depends on the thicknes of rubber :blush::thumbsup_anim:

Edited by keram
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the decimeter???

 

yanno... 10 milimeters = 1 centimeter

 

10 centimeters = 1 decimeter

30 centimeters = 3 decimeters = 9.15 inches

 

:dunno:

Sorry for you, but 30cm is just a tad more than than 12 inches on my ruler, no wonder you'all down there don't like the metric system, you're getting ripped off.

Posted (edited)

One millionth millionth boo is a picaboo. WhooHoo Lady!

 

And fisherman, check yer ruler for shrinkage. 30 cm / 2.54 cm/in gives you 11.81 inches. But ya, GCD is still getting shortchanged. Nothing like Roy tho. He should get a refund.

Edited by douG
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One millionth millionth boo is a picaboo. WhooHoo Lady!

 

And fisherman, check yer ruler for shrinkage. 30 cm / 2.54 cm/in gives you 11.81 inches. But ya, GCD is still getting shortchanged. Nothing like Roy tho. He should get a refund.

Ha, damm wooden ruler is warped, yer right. Next time I'll use my other appendage.

Posted
2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa
:D:lol: :lol: :worthy::rolleyes::thumbsup_anim:

 

 

30 centimeters = 3 decimeters = 9.15 inches

 

dunno.gif

 

Sorry for you, but 30cm is just a tad more than than 12 inches on my ruler, no wonder you'all down there don't like the metric system, you're getting ripped off.

 

Naw, they aren't getting ripped off, it's just the U.S/CDN exchange rate :w00t:

Posted

Hang on a minute, gots me slide rule around heres somewheres.....................................oh, wait, dunno how to use it anymore, use it for scratching my back now, its got that nice long center strip that has a long reach, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted

Dang if only I would have paid attention in school back in 78 I could have been bimathmatical.

The only one that comes to mind is

 

12 beers + one man = 1 drunkassol

12 beers +one wimmins= 1paradise

 

 

Art

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