Bernie Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bly Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Sang, Snag, Snag, you are one funny guy! Love the post, I am sure that I will laugh every time I see a seagull for many years to come...now if I can just get ccmt out from under the bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunkerbasshunter Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 to funny thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 "waiter..." "yes sir?.." "I think I will have what Grant is having..." "you can't afford it.." "do not make me flog you with a rotten carrot whilst hanging from your toenails!" "yes sir..... brb... Shirley temple with silver it is" ....... Nice to hear from you again Grant. G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJQ Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Don't laugh. You killed me... pm me your mailing address..... I gotr something for yay... that post was the best thing I read all day...... im crying here... Thanks ya perked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwl Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Well that's one heck of an imaginative post for the day, that's hillarious man , um I mean glad you are finally able to start talking about your problem, and express yourself to others about it Maybe some of you guys are onto something because when I went fishing on Tuesday, this guys was hanging around at my feet looking like it wanted to honk on something luckily for me, it couldn't get up that little ice patch for a couple minutes so I got away with all my fingers, my eyes,2 nuts and a picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickGG Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 LMAO! Grant the was hella funny, No worries Winter will be over soon and you will be walking the beat once again along the Lakeshore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehg Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Another creative post there Grant Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solopaddler Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Hilarious, you have a gift that's for sure! Brought back flashbacks from (....shudder....) one of my trips last fall: A brave local took it upon himself to free the beast from my line: Moments after that pic was snapped the creature wrestled free and launched itself at my face. I feel your pain. It was a......horrifying experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdrifter Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 now if I can just get ccmt out from under the bed Runnning the hoover again are ya?!! HAAHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuchikubo Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Great funny post SNAG. Very funny read.Whats that side dish in the last pic? That would be the sauce for that birdie with green onions. Missing the plate with the flat dough wrapping shells. Mmm, roasted water fowl. (duck, that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnybass Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 :clapping: That was a funny one grant! Thanks for the share! :thumbsup_anim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Mmmmm... wings in their natural state.... and biggins at that! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 HAHAHA! Loved it! Brilliant! "cross-handed-tiger-style grip" rofl!!! Thanks for that! p.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 HI ALL! THANKS FOR YOUR REPLIES! I've been away since I posted this and life/work are insane. I don't want to divert attention from real reports. So need to reply. I'll address the replies soon. XOXOXOXOXOXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Thanks again y'all. Thanks master HD for the lesson. I'll try to git you all here: What a great read , thanks for posting. Glad your intervention went well . It's a 12 step program We had to walk through the nest of thousands of seagulls to get to our spot. Been there. Bottom of your shoes turn white. you have way too much time on your hands No, O.k. yes, well...no, I just haven't caught anything post worthy Vintage Snag. Great stuff, but I gotta say that you are one strange child. I'm just not sure you're healthy. Vintage, you make me feel so old. i love that tattoo! and that feeding with the mouth picture is pretty crazy. I have to shave it every week to see my tat VERY funny post, one of the funniest i've ever read on here! GRACIAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Cool post. Very original to say the least. I'm drying up. Thanks Snag for the great read another stellar : Leechman Thanks for reading Well it was a good read until I got to the part where you weren't praticing Catch and Release I'm a meat hunter and proud of it! Always count on Snag for a great story to make me laugh. Not that Laridaphobia is a laughing matter of course We have room at our meetings............. Very funny read.Whats that side dish in the last pic? Green onions. Delicious! Is that MuskyBill on the far right??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i CAN SEE IT! hahaha, that was so funny... pics speak for themselves as always.btw snag when it gets warmer try I might try that....in a snow bank! SNAG....please ,please,please lend me the prism through which you view the world.... I wouldn't want you to get any more damage limey! (hint: lots of Guinness) Unfortunately, I overlooked the fact that you might get a taste for herring gull.. I know they're finger licking good, but Master says no more smeagulls.. I have acquired the taste for them now and will feed to contentment. They cam smell your fear! OR CHEAP AFTERSHAVE If I hadn't had my mouth open... he'd have pooped in my eye!!! If you ever post another pic of my hellish childhood again... This old man will stomp a mudhole in your ... and walk it dry!!! BRING IT ON! I'LL LANDSCAPE AND RENO YOU WITH AN EXTREME MAKEOVER REDNIK. Edited January 13, 2009 by SNAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ok...now that the original shock is over (thanks snag for bringing back that horrifying childhood memory), I thought I'd respond. Birds have destroyed more than a few fishing trips for me... One time I was shore fishing...I looked behind and like ferocious Velociraptor, they snuck on me...surrounded me....and I had nowhere to go but to jump in the water!!! Little did I know that these guys were adept at swimming. Luckily the coast guard was close by to save the day..they found me a kilometer from shore. Then there was the time Fishnsled took me fishing. I got out of the car at sunrise...stretched, took a look around and saw this terrifying sight...I spent the rest of the day in the fetal position with the muskie cradle over my head mumbling "If I cant see them, they cant see me...." Then, although with best intentions, Big Cliff and my little one shows me how harmless they can be. Sure...they were ok, but I sure miss my dog. I'm not 100% convinced those things had nothing to do with it..... Wow Cliff, We've both come a long way brother. I'm sorry I had to bring back that horrifying childhood memory; But it's good for you! Tell you what. KFC tonight, I treat you. (C'mon we both know it's not chicken) Stay strong, Grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 When I fished in Mexico I think we caught more birds then fish - great report Grant! I heard seaside can be hell in some areas. Did anyone else see the albino pidgeon in Cliff's last post? Dove? I think i will be laughing about this for a few days.Thanx for the chuckle. Cheers I'm with Doug. Great shhhtuff ya nutbar. Here's a pic of my enemy... evil bugger! That is one evil lookin' dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) I've been waiting for a post from you. AHHHHHH ...I've had my New Year's fix now. Should be good for a couple weeks now...before the twitching and drooling starts again! Twitching and drooling? My goodness. Really? That's awesome. Sang, Snag, Snag, you are one funny guy! Love the post, I am sure that I will laugh every time I see a seagull for many years to come...now if I can just get ccmt out from under the bed Don't EVER laugh at a seagull to funny thanks for the laugh welcome "waiter..." "yes sir?.." "I think I will have what Grant is having..." "you can't afford it.." "do not make me flog you with a rotten carrot whilst hanging from your toenails!" "yes sir..... brb... Shirley temple with silver it is" ....... Nice to hear from you again Grant. G Thanks Gerritt, Floggings, twitchings and droolings, This place is home! You killed me... pm me your mailing address..... I gotr something for yay... that post was the best thing I read all day...... im crying here... Thanks ya perked me up! Wow, TJ I got your PM. I'm flattered but I'm not into weird stuff like that. You need help man. luckily for me, it couldn't get up that little ice patch for a couple minutes so I got away with all my fingers, my eyes,2 nuts and a picture This time you were lucky. Have fun at the Dead show in Buffalo if you're going! Edited January 13, 2009 by SNAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 you will be walking the beat once again along the Lakeshore. I can't wait Pat. I am a little cabin feverish Another creative post there Grant Thanks for the laugh. Thanks for the bump! Hilarious, you have a gift that's for sure! Brought back flashbacks from (....shudder....) one of my trips last fall: A brave local took it upon himself to free the beast from my line: Moments after that pic was snapped the creature wrestled free and launched itself at my face. I feel your pain. It was a......horrifying experience. Ouch! Gull in the face! That's a great shot. We should have a seperate section at OFC for seagulls Great funny post SNAG.That would be the sauce for that birdie with green onions. Missing the plate with the flat dough wrapping shells. Mmm, roasted water fowl. (duck, that is) You got it! Great stuff! That was a funny one grant! Thanks for the share! Thanks Mmmmm... wings in their natural state.... and biggins at that!HH Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HAHAHA! Loved it! Brilliant! "cross-handed-tiger-style grip" rofl!!! Thanks for that! p.- It's real It's deadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 O.k. That's it. Done thanking the thankers. Thanks. Fish Hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Wow, a man who can catch a bird and cook it too Are they hard to gut How to concur your fears. BTW, I called that number you left and it referred me to a website called Gullsonaleash.com. I left you a message there. Awaiting your reply Kisses Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJL Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 (edited) Great post My sister also has a phobia of birds. When we were kids, one sharpshooting seagull dropped a bomb right on her head. She doesn't fish or like the outdoors anymore. Edited January 14, 2009 by MJL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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