nancur373 Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 I got that in an email a long time ago.... but was smart enough not to post it here! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workwear Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 i just showed the wife...... and got a smack....... i guess that means a NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciceri Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 swweeeeet, how much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattones Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 just showed the girlfriend ''You would like that wouldnt you'' Thats great! thanks for the post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwl Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 you probably have to be pretty careful with that one.... if you fall asleep on the couch watching tv and you lose the remote down the cushions and roll over on it you never know what button you might hit but..better than I got last year... piece of tail and a sweater......both where a bit too loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammercarp Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Listen. Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs might as well get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Words of wisdom from another defeated man ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 but..better than I got last year... piece of tail and a sweater......both where a bit too loose HAHAHAh classics LOL Thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qaz Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 (edited) My wife is happy to confuse that she married a "bear shirter" and says " I'll can control him,, but pull the lease too tight and you'll get turned on' She lets me have free run so to speak, but has no fear that I will go a stray. Hey don't know for sure she means but she don't try to stop me from behind me. She tells me she doesn't what me to change..she like me the way I am. Edited December 21, 2008 by vman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 I'm sure they make one of these for the ladies .... quite a bit larger with more buttons I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Cliff Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 but..better than I got last year... piece of tail and a sweater......both where a bit too loose True story: Many years ago when I was much younger and not quite so wise; I and a few friends were sitting in my den having a beer just after Christmas and someone asked me what I had gotten for Christmas. My words were very similar but what I didn't realize was that Sue had just come in behind me. She just smiled and said "well I got about the same thing but mine were all about two sizes too small"! Needless to say the guys all thought it was REALLY funny and I haven't used that line since! LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Where's the "Make Butt smaller" button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musky_man Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 What makes you think some ladies would not be happy with this gift too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammercarp Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Words of wisdom from another defeated man ! lol Ah my friend there is defeatism and then there realism. I prefer to think of myself as a realist. Also that quote I used is a lot older than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
douG Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Many years ago my buddies chipped in and got me a sweater for my birthday. I really wanted a moaner tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packrat Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Many years ago my buddies chipped in and got me a sweater for my birthday. I really wanted a moaner tho. insert drum roll and groan smilie here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Sue gets a standing ovation for that wit! For the other gals on the board, here's the Control A Man remote: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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