snag Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 O.k. I'm not superstitious. But on the drive home the other day, I see this: A dark black funnel cloud forming over my house Then I see this: It was a little disconcerting. Next day, I look out my window and I don't like the ominous shadow on my wall. It's DEATH! oh crap! He's soul trolling and I'm the catch of the day! I politely ask him to leave while I stay safe behind my door. I know Death cannot have your soul if you do not invite him in. DOH! Now I'm screwed. O.k. I was weak, So we strike up a deal, I'll take him to all my honey holes for a Multi-species, multi-spectacular day of fishing and he'll spare my soul. Deal! and into the car we go. This dude is a talker. He's goes on and on while we're driving. "I've fished the River of Styx, Love canal, Dead Sea, Hamilton Harbour....Blah, blah, blah......" Couldn't wait to get to our spot so he'd shut up. So we get to our honey hole and a couple local losers are crowding us out. I tell Dr.D that we should split. D says,"Hold on mortal" Anyhoo, D waves his hand and harvests there souls! We get our spot back again! Man this dude ROCKS! D gets his line in the water pronto He's a little anxious because he's not catching any, so he's chain smoking. I tell him he should cut back on the smokes 'cause they'll kill you. He looks at me blankly. Then suddenly, Bass On! Man this thing went nuts! Then it didn't move so much. I'm like," DUDE WHAT THE HECK??" Wellllll, Turns out that one little detail Dr.Death didn't care to share was that, EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES DIES! So much for catch and release, LOL Oh well, I figure I've fished with some real freaks before. I can handle his quirks. Then suddenly, Pike on! Feisty, scrappy and mad A little docile now as D tries to hand-land him. Doofus. Like, 2 seconds later, another one slams his chartreuse HJ Nice One. We forgot our tape so D puts it beside the rod for sizing and the release shot. (She was hooked deep and I worry about her survival) The action slows so we move on. Ran into DSN lakeside, He turned death onto carping. Nice fight here. Seemed to lose a little weight pre-release? We hit a local river and run into a local angler who's furious about fishing. The rockbass were jumping at anything. Of course buddy had to hold it himself. Look out Rich, you're next..... Salmon were jumping too! Buuuuuuuut not for long. Impressive teeth. We even ran into CCMT/Cliff at the mouth of the river. He has a fish on, looks over and sees death, liquidates warmth into his waders, drops his rod and runs, screaming. Like a baby. Dr.D pics up the rod and takes over the fight. He's a man of action. As you can see, pink worm was the ticket. Brilliant chrome. I tell death that perhaps he would not frighten people if he could take a human form. He looks weepy Then he tells me he has a human form! I say, "What? Why don't you use it, moron!!" He says it's not much of an improvement. I agree, But I still ask for an autograph. I'm dying for spring to come. Cheers, S.
BUSTER Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) double post Edited November 27, 2008 by BUSTER
ccmtcanada Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Umm...I'm not quite sure what to say? You know not to post pictures of me during the week when I'm supposed to be at work!!!!! Jeez...where the respect? Death seemed like a ncie guy, think you guys will get together again??
wuchikubo Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Nice post and a great laugh for the early afternoon! Well done SNAG. I think Mr. D needs to work on his C&R handling though.
limeyangler Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 LMAO...great post I love the pic of the 'local loser' hangin over the railings.
irishfield Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Hey Snag... if it's that slow at the office today you can come up and help shovel this snow !
snag Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 Umm...I'm not quite sure what to say? You know not to post pictures of me during the week when I'm supposed to be at work!!!!! Jeez...where the respect? Death seemed like a ncie guy, think you guys will get together again?? Unfortunately, we will meet again. Good to see you out there. I've got your rod. Nice post and a great laugh for the early afternoon! Well done SNAG. I think Mr. D needs to work on his C&R handling though. He's all thumbs LMAO...great postI love the pic of the 'local loser' hangin over the railings. Losers couldn't describe them better! Hey Snag... if it's that slow at the office today you can come up and help shovel this (#@*)@(%*@*( snow ! No Way if, I'd rather get a frenchy from death than shovel up there!
Nemo Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Funny stuff very Pythonesque... Wait but I'm not dead yet...... Anyone for the Salmon Mousse
Badger Shark Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Now that was funny and very creative, thanks for the read!
highdrifter Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 All fishing and no working make Snag a funny boy!! WTG budday. If I had to go, I'd want you in my corner... NICE!! HD
highdrifter Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 LMAO...great postI love the pic of the 'local loser' hangin over the railings. Hey! My mom says I'm kewl.. Funny!! "Home, is where I want to be... But I guess I'm already there.." HD
snag Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 Funny stuff very Pythonesque... Wait but I'm not dead yet...... Anyone for the Salmon Mousse I was actually preparing a luch shot with death eating some Salmon Mousse out of the beely of a salmon! But the smell.......... Now that was funny and very creative, thanks for the read! With I could've found a dead shark! All fishing and no working make Snag a funny boy!! WTG budday. If I had to go, I'd want you in my corner... NICE!! HD Good to hang with you dood
Greencoachdog Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Did I ever happen to mention that you're a Nuckin Fut!!! Deadly report Dude!!!
glen Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Nice one Snag. That is better then anything on TV.
ehg Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Nice one Snag. That is better then anything on TV. Amazing post and work there SNAG, thought i saw Mr. D on a 'Family Guy' episode. Keith/Grim Reaper sent me this link, apparently you were supposed to go to a club after fishing. He said this one is for you. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_S532DjrZk Thanks for taking time to post your adventure, ehg
PatrickGG Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Holy Lmao! Great story, note to self "Run away when i see snag fishing T.O shoreline with Mr Death"
misfish Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 Scared the bejezzers out of me.HAHAHAHAHA Funny and had a good laugh Snag. THNX.
Anton Kanagasuntheri Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 never knew you had a dark side to your self... lol.. great post, love the picts...
Rich Posted November 27, 2008 Report Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) :worthy: :worthy: :worthy: Sugarpacket and I thought we had an imagination, HA! That was great! Thanks for the story! Edited November 27, 2008 by Rich
snag Posted November 27, 2008 Author Report Posted November 27, 2008 Did I ever happen to mention that you're a Nuckin Fut!!! Yes, you've told me, over and over!!! Nice one Snag. That is better then anything on TV. WOW, Better than god? Amazing post and work there SNAG, thought i saw Mr. D on a 'Family Guy' episode. Keith/Grim Reaper sent me this link, apparently you were supposed to go to a club after fishing. He said this one is for you. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_S532DjrZk Thanks for taking time to post your adventure, ehg Thanks Erik, The Keith thing was to easy but dang! He's ugly! My dad played Goats head soup a lot. Never saw that original cover. Cool. Holy Lmao! Great story, note to self "Run away when i see snag fishing T.O shoreline with Mr Death" Nooo Patrick, Just don't get in Deaths way or touch him and you'll be o.k.
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