oldphart Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ~~~I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just cuties. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, After that you better have a huge schlong. I've learned that you can keep vomiting, long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 They're all very true!!!... but... I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the pain in the -es just never go away. I find this one to be very profound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. We all know that celebrities are not responsible people so it should read: I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians. In which case, we don't have to account for our actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 ''I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! '' I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first , eventually the dust settles...then you got to do some dusting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I've learned that no matter how many Disney cartoons your kids make you watch, Tinker Bell is still a hottie! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I've learned that regardless of how big a fish you catch, there is always a bigger one in the water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmtcanada Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I've learned that no matter how many Disney cartoons your kids make you watch, Tinker Bell is still a hottie!HH Ummm...Ok Joe...whatever you say.....LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Well Cliff, I gotta admit that Ariel is pretty hot too!!! LOL HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Ive also learned that we drive on the parkway,and park in the driveway !!!!and yes ariel is sooooo,hooooot...lol..lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grt1 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I've learned that despite the old saying "Don't take your troubles to bed" I still sleep with my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Well Cliff, I gotta admit that Ariel is pretty hot too!!! LOL HH There's something fishy about that Ariel girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I have obviously put way to much thought into this and admittedly, I am beginning to scare myself! Ariel would be an ideal "partner, she could easily slip over the side of the boat, dive deep into Adolphus Reach and be able to tell me once and for all, what the heck all those huge hooks we mark there in the fall really are!!!! She'd fit in the live well, for sure she would attract the attention of some monster smallies and in general, beat the heck out of an Aquaview! . . . . . . . . . . .uhmm.... how many more days to the Quinte GTG!? . . . . . . . . ....and don't get me started on Belle from Beauty and the Beast!!!! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sorry guys, but it is wilma and betty from the flintstones for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Well Cliff, I gotta admit that Ariel is pretty hot too!!! LOL HH Dude... Jessica Rabbit is and always will be the hottest cartoon chick out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 G... there's no question about Jessica's hotness, my concern is leaving her at home when I'm out fishin! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aplumma Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I have learned that when you fish from a boat you cast as close to the shore as you can and when you fish from shore you cast as far out as you can...... Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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