~~~~I'm sure GCDAWG will agree with me

[oldphart]

~~~I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and

give in.

 

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just cuties.

 

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,

and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

 

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about

fifteen minutes,

After that you better have a huge schlong.

 

I've learned that you can keep vomiting,

long after you think you're finished.

 

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are celebrities.

 

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a

relationship is at first,

the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of

money to take its place!

 

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't

working in your house,

one of your kids did it.

 

I've learned that the people you care most about

in life are taken from you too soon,

and all the less important ones just never go away.

[Greencoachdog]

They're all very true!!!... but...

 

I've learned that the people you care most about

in life are taken from you too soon,

and all the pain in the -es just never go away.

 

I find this one to be very profound!

[Roy]

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are celebrities.

 

We all know that celebrities are not responsible people so it should read:

 

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are politicians. In which case, we don't have to account for our actions.

[Beans]

''I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a

relationship is at first,

the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of

money to take its place! ''

 

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first ,

eventually the dust settles...then you got to do some dusting...

[Headhunter]

I've learned that no matter how many Disney cartoons your kids make you watch, Tinker Bell is still a hottie!

HH

[HTHM]

I've learned that regardless of how big a fish you catch, there is always a bigger one in the water...

[ccmtcanada]

I've learned that no matter how many Disney cartoons your kids make you watch, Tinker Bell is still a hottie!

HH

 

Ummm...Ok Joe...whatever you say.....LOL.

[Headhunter]

Well Cliff, I gotta admit that Ariel is pretty hot too!!!

LOL

HH

[fishindevil]

Ive also learned that we drive on the parkway,and park in the driveway !!!!and yes ariel is sooooo,hooooot...lol..lol.

[grt1]

I've learned that despite the old saying "Don't take your troubles to bed" I still sleep with my wife

[Greencoachdog]

Well Cliff, I gotta admit that Ariel is pretty hot too!!!

LOL

HH

 

 

There's something fishy about that Ariel girl!

[Headhunter]

I have obviously put way to much thought into this and admittedly, I am beginning to scare myself!

Ariel would be an ideal "partner, she could easily slip over the side of the boat, dive deep into Adolphus Reach and be able to tell me once and for all, what the heck all those huge hooks we mark there in the fall really are!!!!

She'd fit in the live well, for sure she would attract the attention of some monster smallies and in general, beat the heck out of an Aquaview!

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.uhmm.... how many more days to the Quinte GTG!?

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....and don't get me started on Belle from Beauty and the Beast!!!!

HH

[HTHM]

Sorry guys, but it is wilma and betty from the flintstones for me!

[Gerritt]

Well Cliff, I gotta admit that Ariel is pretty hot too!!!

LOL

HH

 

 

Dude... Jessica Rabbit is and always will be the hottest cartoon chick out there!

 

[Headhunter]

G... there's no question about Jessica's hotness, my concern is leaving her at home when I'm out fishin!

HH

[aplumma]

I have learned that when you fish from a boat you cast as close to the shore as you can and when you fish from shore you cast as far out as you can......

 

 

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