Joey Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada about 2 miles west of Winnipeg. When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Brandon to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and he didn't want to be late. The Mountie told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Mountie that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Mountie told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Mountie got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Alberta got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Mountie observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no freakin` way I can pass that test."
Terry Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 ha ha ha, I saw that coming part way into the story.... good one
Roy Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 Good one Poopsie! I LOVE this old thing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwoiIRi2pkc
Headhunter Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 Roy, that video has the entire office laughing out loud! Thanks! HH
Terry Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 yeah, that's a good one to I laugh each time I see it people walked into my office as I was laughing and they gave me a funny look when you are the only one in the room
Daplumma Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 They are all very funny until they make you do that dance!!Down here a DWI will ruin your life for a long while.I am lucky to have a non drinking brother to drive home on bowling nights.The clip Roy posted is from the show Reno 911,maybe the funniest show on comedy central. Joe
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