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Subject: Moving To Chicago ? Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in fear. "What's the matter, afraid of flying?" Bob asked. "No, it's not that. I've been transferred to Chicago . The people are crazy there, right? Lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation." Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. I've worked there for 14 years and never had the slightest trouble." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you've lived and worked there all those years and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck." HH
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New addition to the Handlebarz family
Headhunter replied to Handlebarz's topic in General Discussion
The name suits the look! Congrats and best of luck! HH -
It was a number of years ago that a buddy of mine was getting married. His best man planned a trip to Niagara Falls New York for the 30 odd guys attending the stag. We were all there when the "groom" arrived at the bar with the best man. It took about ten of us to hold him down, so the best man could attach the bowling ball and chain to his leg. We then boarded a chartered bus, that was to take us to the falls that evening. There were a number of consumables on the bus, cases of beer stacked in the aisle. Needless to say, by the time we arrived at the border, most if not all of us would have no problem admitting that we were likely over served by that point. The best man told us to behave as he was going to exit the bus to talk to the U.S. border agents. After a few minutes, four border agents got on the bus, asking to see the ball and chain. Laughs were exchanged and they sent us on our way. I know things have changed since that time, but I thought it was a funny story to pass along. HH
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Thanks for sharing that Simon, I really enjoyed it. Roloff did what he was supposed to do and you guys caught some nice fish. Seems like a perfect day to me! HH
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A large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Pizza has consistently worked at cleansing my body, but probably not the cleansing you are looking for. Alternatively, a bucket of chicken from Coronel- Ingus works equally well. HH
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Apparently they are only allowing the sale of 1000 permits for drivers to take advantage of the HOV lane for the coming test area. So how do they determin who they make the sales to? HH
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Joey, a little time invested in a stick and you could be doing this: Or perhaps this: HH
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New career...driving route advice! - NF
Headhunter replied to ccmtcanada's topic in General Discussion
Doh! You are correct John... Cliff, take Reesor Road, first right on Finch by the zoo. It will get you to Steeles. HH -
New career...driving route advice! - NF
Headhunter replied to ccmtcanada's topic in General Discussion
Cliff, try this; 401 to Medowvale north, past the Zoo and then a left at the 4 way stop. I believe that is Steeles. HH -
Yes they would John, but as you know, they don't have to set up charities, they choose to... Slightly off-topic, but I heard an interview with Josh Donaldson and he mentioned that he played 3 or 4 years of baseball as a pro, before he saw a comma in his pay cheque! HH
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And don't forget the tax implications that these athletes enjoy by setting up charitable foundations. HH
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Lew, I fully agree with your point, that amount of money just seems ludicrous. But, for a moment, let's just look at this with an open mind. 31 mill per year is a lot of money, no doubt, but someone has to be making that money, in order to pay him that. So, if the team is generating that much money through ticket sales, TV rights and merchandising, than it seems to me that either the team and it's ownership is going to pocket the money or they can spend it on their "employees". No one goes to a ball game or watches it on tv to see the teams owners sitting in the owners box, they spend their hard earned cash to see players play and win. The money is there or they simply wouldn't pay it. From the players point of view, their "talents" are generating huge amounts of money for the league and their owners. Rightfully or wrongly, the players are asking and getting "their piece of the pie". Gottta be a really big pie! HH
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The weather dudes are predicting that this year, snow belt areas are going take a kicking as the lakes are much warmer than normal. This will allow lake effect snow to last longer than normal. HH
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Shapiro just finished an interview with Brady and Walker on the radio. When asked specifically about the Price deal, said in no un-certain terms that they were no interested or in the running. They asked him about his choice for GM and he kept talking about building a winner...things that stick out for me; -correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the Jays ALREADY A WINNER? Fine tuning maybe, but this team is head and shoulders above anything the Indians have done in the 20 years he was in charge. This guy is going to destroy all the good will that last year's team generated. HH
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I've got a gig on Saturday night in Scarborough, seems like the right thing to do would be to dedicate Interstate Love Song to Scott! HH
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We probably could, once they replace it along with all the other "aging infrastructure". HH
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Scott Weiland passed way yesterday at age 48. Dude had some problems obviously, but he was the quintessential front man and Stone Temple Pilots was a great band. Too young.... HH
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True dat! HH
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Putin is laying the ground work for Russia to be a player in the region and of course is eyeing the regions resources. He could have quite the monopoly on fossil fuels if he can secure territory in the region. Syria, the new Russian territory! HH
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Well kids, say your good byes cause the world is going to come to an abrupt end, HH and Dutch actually agree on something!!!! LOL HH
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100% agreed... and with that in mind, isn't it obvious that there are far too many people with them, who are completely unqualified to do so? If you don't have the ware with all to properly manage what's obvious, such as proper storage etc... then there is obviously something wrong with the system that allows those people access to firearms. HH
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I saw on the news that a young child (2 or 3 years of age) accidentally shot his/her mother. Now if only the mother had had a gun..... HH
