A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and slept with skinny long-legged broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to stripper bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.