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They forgot thge most important tip, take a slower running friend with you.

I think you should create a new guy based on Mercman. He would be a constant source of entertainment.... PS: Done

That is hilarious!

Your whole family is mentioned in our prayers as well.

John you got a seat in my boat if you want. Heck, I'll even set up a special comfy chair you too.....

A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today,so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.' The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?' 'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently. Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?' The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

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I would have to agree, Paul's OK. We spent a little time together over dinner not that long ago, and both enjoyed the experience. Probably my experience was better than his, but the next time I'm in town, we are gonna hit the water together.

Check the bylaws of your condo corporation, typically they do not allow storge of boats or unused cars for longer than two weeks.

Well done Mike, as Lucy says, "you're a good man Charlie Brown"

It's postings like this that will get you banned Spincast

Tried to make a 4" hole in the side of my house today, ran into a large fastener and kibosed that idea. Now I will have to go through the top course of block instead

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Congrads! Just think, it could be worse, if you had a child it would be saying, "Goodness; thats my father!?" I know mine do!

I will have room for two, but they have to have strong arms to paddle back when the batteries die

What he said X5

Words cannot express.....

That is WONDERFUL news Kelvin!

Well, I am only gonna give you 6754392 more chances, and then YOUR OUTTA HERE!

Don't let the door hit you in on the way out

Check your bushings and DO NOT run the boat until this is sorted out. An unexpected turn at high speed can be fatal.

Is there anything you can't do? Besides having babies that is.

How long does it take for something to be added to the calendar? Or did I do it incorrectly?

Boy, wouldn't we like to see that!???? All the gossip and stuff that is said about us by the powers that be.