Tarzan's Jane

Not quite.....you said you would sacrifice a virgin I just saw the word virgin and had to come forward....sorry about that.

Today is your lucky day - that would be me!

I really enjoyed that....great stuff!

My condolences to you and your family. 93 - that's quite something - I have always been proud to say that my grandmother - Baba - lived to 94.

ouch....I feel sorry for her....and yes, I do believe she will learn her lesson. As a parent though, you have the thankless job of reminding her of what she needs to do and enforcing it.

That was so worth it for you all....Great report - well written and very nice pics - quite amazing to be fishing at 11:00 p.m.

I'm sorry you had to say good bye to your Mom so soon....but wait until you get to say hello again. Thinking of you....

Good on you for taking the time to listen....I'm sure he would have not shared so much had you not shown him that you cared to hear it.

That's cuz he told her that he would only be gone an hour....he needs to leave her some $$$$ and tell her that he won't be home till late evening. It's as easy as that.

Jigger....thank you.

Nasty break.....no choice but to follow the doc's orders which is a downer for your son....but what a great bunch of friends you have! October is just around the corner.

73

That's not bad Roy....but "A woman without?" is grammatically incorrect. Therefore you fail!

I hope all works out and he still gets to go.....I would imagine that would depend on what the doc had to say.....you want that ankle to heal well. And don't leave him alone at camp - hungry bears out there! Ok - that's it - the lad stays home.

No way!!! It amazes me how great some people's memories are. For example, my partner's father will be 75 soon and he still remembers and can recite a poem from when he attended Grade 9.....60 years ago!!!!

An English Professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is powerful.

Women don't fart - therefore there won't be any need for us to purchase those candies.

Little Brayden looks like a natural - appears he has done this before - love the way he's sitting there so relaxed in the first pic. Great day for you and your family for sure

hhmmmm....quite the man! I remember him. Thanks for posting this.

If that's the case, stay home! Why go out in that kind of heat on the open water where the sun glares back at ya and there is no shade. If you have heart problems, lung problems why go on a boat? Common sense would dictate staying home or at least close to home without the worry of overheating in a PFD.

It's nice to think that he would have,or could have clung onto a PFD if it was floating near him.....so why didn't he then grab onto an oar, or the canoe, or his friend????

Sad indeed....so young....it could have been prevented. Sorry you lost a friend.

I've been suffering only because I just don't want to pay big $$$ for the cool air. But neither would I like icycles on my eyebrows haha Enjoy the day.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." Bartender, "what about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." Pirate, "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." Bartender, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?. What happened to your hand?" Pirate, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook...I'm fine, really." Bartender, "What about that eye patch?" Pirate, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of sea-gulls flew over. I looked up,,,,and one of them crapped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just from bird crap?" Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook".

I don't own a boat but neither would I get in one unless I had a PFD. I don't trust anyone else's driving, (even on a bicycle built for two), nor mother nature. I know how to float/drift/stay alive without the complications of injuries and without having to fight a current. Don't be looking to me to help you out or one of your kids - I'm fighting for my own life. Common sense differs with everyone! Just wear it!