Roy Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m doing exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,” she replied Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldphart Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 ~~~~I'm stealing this one, Thank You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustink Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 LOL...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickster Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 LOL Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 (edited) Hahahahaha, thanks for the laugh Roy, but what does DanC have to do with it, hmmmmmmmm Joey Edited July 25, 2007 by Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TennesseeGuy Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Roy, I'd never play poker with you. Couldn't beat that huge pair that gave you the nerve to post this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 i don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaque Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 i don't get it I do lol, posting it is one thing......i sure as heck aint gonna be the one to explain it though LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whopper Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Sorry you didn't get it Rizzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyk Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1leggedangler Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Good one Roy! Rizzo try repeating the last bit of the joke in a drunken slur.LOL!!! Cheers, 1leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bly Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 LOL Roy! Never know what a post from you is going to contain! Roy, I'd never play poker with you. Couldn't beat that huge pair that gave you the nerve to post this one. Probably a very good idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelley Cooper Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Hahahahahah too funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 HA HA HA HA..... You paid me back the other day with the "I'm not Happy" joke Roy. I've been laughing ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 That one is worth more than just a smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 i don't get it just kidding all, although it was nice of some of you to try and explain it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Good one!!! When I got home from work the wife had a pig's tails waiting for my supper. I do remember asking for a piece of tail yesterday...but...well...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deg Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Roy, I thought this board was supposed to be rated PG? That joke seems Pretty Gross for here. I'll tell Ruth you submitted it. Down one more notch boy. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted July 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Don, I'll delete the thread if you promise not to tell Ruth. BTW, I love her new hips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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