danbo Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Words to Live by? Let's hear some of your "pearls of wisdom" gleaned over the years. Philosophical, humorous, etc.. "Change is the only constant in life." Don't let your meat-loaf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 My favorite bumper sticker ever... "Sorry for driving so close... in front of you!" Saw this on a car in front of me, driving up the 400 a coupla years back... yes we were not moving at the time! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LipDip Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 1. Allow me to quote the late, great Colonel Sanders who said: 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken...' 2. 'Ned, you went to Princeton, were All-Eastern, weren't you? That's what it said in the yearbook, Jim. 3. 'Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you....Goodnight.' 4. 'It's their ice, it's their rink and it's their fvckin town but tonight, we got our fans with us. They paid their hard-earned money to get here, so lets give 'em a show. Get that stick in his side, let 'em know your there. Get that lumber in his teeth, let 'em know you're there! (Bleed all over them, let 'em know you're there..) 5. 'You can't put those guys in jail, their folk heroes! They're criminals! Yah, well most folk heroes started out as criminals... Sarge, the boys and I want you to have this little memento. It's a Chiefs keyring, you cannot buy these in stores.' 6. If someone tells you they 'used' to fish, they never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustink Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Go to bed with itchy butt....wake up with stinky finger dk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoty Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Great way to end a conversation.... "Tak'er easy..............and if she's easy, tak'er twice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 (edited) "Drunk, fat and stupid, is no way to go through life son"! HH Edited June 8, 2007 by Headhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustink Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Great way to end a conversation.... "Tak'er easy..............and if she's easy, tak'er twice!" That is fall-down funny!! Can't wait to use that later today...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoty Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 ha ha ha... yes, its almost guaranteed a few laughs! (the women tend to miss the humor in it though!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 welll..hmmm.. may the wind at your back, always be your own and you are only as old...............................as the women you feel......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmtcanada Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 My 5 year old had me laughing my guts out this past winter when she declared "Dont eat yellow snow"....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishnfiend Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 My 5 year old had me laughing my guts out this past winter when she declared "Dont eat yellow snow"....LOL I believe she was quoting commander Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Bender Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 1. Allow me to quote the late, great Colonel Sanders who said: 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken...' 2. 'Ned, you went to Princeton, were All-Eastern, weren't you? That's what it said in the yearbook, Jim. 3. 'Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you....Goodnight.' 4. 'It's their ice, it's their rink and it's their fvckin town but tonight, we got our fans with us. They paid their hard-earned money to get here, so lets give 'em a show. Get that stick in his side, let 'em know your there. Get that lumber in his teeth, let 'em know you're there! (Bleed all over them, let 'em know you're there..) 5. 'You can't put those guys in jail, their folk heroes! They're criminals! Yah, well most folk heroes started out as criminals... Sarge, the boys and I want you to have this little memento. It's a Chiefs keyring, you cannot buy these in stores.' 6. If someone tells you they 'used' to fish, they never did. 4 and 5 are classics. So many more lines I could whip off from the movie. But I would probably need a censor. Here is one of my favs... "Icing appen when da puck come down, Bang!, before da odder guy you know. Nobody dere, My are go comes up, de play stop den start up" As far as contributing to this thread... "Failure is only an opportunity to a more intelligent beginning" I believe it was Henry Ford who said that. Always stuck with me. Applies to so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoty Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 HAHA SLAPSHOT!!!!!!!! Only one of the best movies every! "The machine took my quarter" hahaahaa God that is a good movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snag Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Dustins signature: "Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip"-John Gierach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted June 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 "Vegetarian" is an Ojibway word for a "Lousy Hunter!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LipDip Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Wes, 'Icing 'appen...' was my tagline on this board for years! 'Denis, mon amis, if you sign your contract over to me I'll prorate your losses.' Jesus Christ Braden you would too, wouldn't you? 'My ambition is to own all your contracts, run this club my way. I'd make a fortune..' 'Dave is it tough sitting up here, watching your team lose like this' Definitely, Jim. 'You injured your knee in the Peterborough game?' No 'Oh? I though you had' No, I went out in that snow storm last week to start my car. I didn't have a jacket on. I think it may have settled down in around my kidneys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustink Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 "Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip" -John Gierach Yep....one of my favorites.... Here's another: Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. -Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zib Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Inspiring words from Homer J. Simpson. “If you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half donkeyed. That’s the American Way!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiel Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 ....I'm not suffering from mental illness, in fact I rather enjoy it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccmtcanada Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 When my 5 year old tells me that something isn't fair...I say/half sing..... "You dont always get what you want....you dont always get what you want....But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need" She looks at me like I'm from another planet....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted June 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Don't take life too seriously..nobody gets out alive! I saw this bumper-sticker once.."I brake for Hallucinations!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 and for those who have an ex wife .............take your ex-wife out tonight..............................................................one bullet should do it.................. truly words to live by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 "I'm dying of heat prostitution over here!" - A Bunker Wife comes walking in the door... Honey I'm home, did you miss me? Husband... With every shot so far! A. Bundy HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bly Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 and for those who have an ex wife.............take your ex-wife out tonight..............................................................one bullet should do it.................. truly words to live by I have always said "If I had shot him when I wanted to, I'd be out by now"...hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfisher Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 To add to the unsurpassed wisdom of Homer J. Simpson: "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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