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To further reinforce my point... Filip forsberg with a hat trick in an elimination game... Do or die and look who shows up

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Is this Stone? Or maybe it's Matt

 

I also notice that while Ottawa is up 2-0 at the moment, stone doesn't have a point! Where's his hat trick!

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Just a heads up to those who want to watch the Sens/Habs game tonight. Exceptionally, it starts at 6PM today.

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Just watched the marlies vs grand rapids griffins... Great game they ran away with it with 2 empty netters in the last 2 mins but it was a tight game otherwise. Tense moments in the third Viktor loov got a major penalty then the marlies got another minor and had to kill a 5 on 3 for 2 mins

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Subject: Two Northern Ontario Guys

 

Two Ice fishermen from Northern Ontario fall through the ice with their snow machine and drowned and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to meet them and sees them
dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of
snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a
little bit, eh?"

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns
up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in

parkas, toques and mittens.

The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're

from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a

chance to warm up a little bit, eh?"

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these
two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people
are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the
two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and baseball
hats, grilling sausages, burgers, hot dogs and drinking beer. The devil is astonished,
"Everyone down here is in total misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Timmins, so we've just got to have a cook-out when the

weather's THIS friggin nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes

up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives.

The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is
40 degrees below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so
bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there

and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens, but this time they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like someone who has just won the lottery!

The Canadians look at the devil in totally surprise!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turned up the heat you're happy! Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy! What in Hell is up with you two???"

 

Don't you know that when

Hell freezes over, it means the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."

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What a game and what a series.. now Lets Go Rangers! To he double hockey sticks with the sideways crappers!!!

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