Rod Caster Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 My boss is a real pike but at least he's not a bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 "hey, what ever your name is, get over here. Go for coff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Just because it worked yesterday doesn't mean it will work tomorrow. Being successful in fishing and business is all about not being afraid to change, adapting to the envnrionment and trying something new ...maybe not a one-liner but a great answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAW Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I gut hooked that one, gotta send em back down the hole.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I've spent half my life fishing. The other half was just wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 When I'm not fishing I'm thinking about fishing....(oops...did I say that out loud) All fishermen (bosses) are liars, except you and me, and I have my doubts about you (boss).....(again, did I say that out loud)... Do you know anyone hiring around here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThisPlaceSucks Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 you want to see fishing and business, watch izumi's show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofish4me Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Here's one I use : "I don't fish in the rain, I sure heck ain't workin' in the rain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinmortician Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 to start off, business and fishing are very similar - your throwing out lures, (sales pitches) in hopes that people (fish) will bite - secondly, your regional is an idiot - and third always answer stupid questions in a work related manner, so that way there is no room for additional stupid questions.......... what is your passion........... my passion is of coarse my work, how I can do better, and be a positive contribution to the success of the company! never go on for 20 minutes about stuff a boss doesnt care about! best of luck! great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinmortician Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Just because it worked yesterday doesn't mean it will work tomorrow. Being successful in fishing and business is all about not being afraid to change, adapting to the envnrionment and trying something new. another great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry2Rs Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Fishing related... Fishermen never really grow up...But, the good one's learn how to act in public. I told the guy at the tackle shop I wanted a spinning rod for my wife...He said "We don't do trades!" I asked my girlfriend if she had given the minnows fresh water...She said "No!" "They haven't finished what you gave them yesterday" What do you call a Musky with a gun? ... Sir What do you call a deaf fisherman? ... Anything you like, he won't hear you! What do you call a fish with no eye?...FSH!!!! I don't believe in Catch and Release...I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian! A Newbie asked, "How much does it cost to get a really good fishing outfit?" I replied, "I don't know yet, I'm still buying tackle." Work Related... I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Life related... If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. God must love stupid people. He made SO many. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Garry2R's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 fishing is like being a salesmen you put out the bait and hope to reel them in Hey look,Terry broke something.It is a fishing saying when you fish with him. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Forecast sh-more-cast ... how can I tell you how many fish I am gonna catch ... or how big they're gonna be ... or for that matter what the weather is gonna be like ... heck I haven't even decided where I'm gonna go yet ... BUT I AM GOING ... THAT YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_fishburn Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Just because I worked today, doesn't mean I'm gonna work tomorrow. A bad day on the water beats a good day at work...anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Hey look,Terry broke something.It is a fishing saying when you fish with him. LMAO the price of doing business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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