misfish Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I like Rons Dear God, All I ask for in 2011 is a big, fat bank account and a slim body, please don’t mix these up like you did last year. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) I don't understand why this thread had no hits???? Great topic IMO. Here is one I just came across that I feel is great... Never under estimate overwhelming stupidity in overwhelming numbers. This ones killer too! Edited September 13, 2011 by manitoubass2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptackle Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I have a lot of people who expect me to magically appear whenever there is a need of a hand or a handyman or ...? Somedays it's impossible to cover all the bases and I often hear about how they looked for me but couldn't find me. One day out of frustration I just up and quipped that I probably wasn't where they were looking and it kinda stuck. Not the greatest story, but true for sure! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skipper D Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I have a lot of people who expect me to magically appear whenever there is a need of a hand or a handyman or ...? Somedays it's impossible to cover all the bases and I often hear about how they looked for me but couldn't find me. One day out of frustration I just up and quipped that I probably wasn't where they were looking and it kinda stuck. Not the greatest story, but true for sure! Michael HERES MY NEW ONE ......... just because the phones ringing dose'nt mean i have to anwser it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 I don't understand why this thread had no hits???? Great topic IMO. Here is one I just came across that I feel is great... Never under estimate overwhelming stupidity in overwhelming numbers. This ones killer too! i just tried to squash that little bugger on my screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheaptackle Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 HERES MY NEW ONE ......... just because the phones ringing dose'nt mean i have to anwser it ! Good One! Think I'll change my voicemail message to something like that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Why tanks Brian. I have got a few more in the fire, just waiting for a reason to bring them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adolson Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Mine is both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Heard this while watching a UK fishing video... "Fishing"...an excuse for being there... You can have it if'n you so choose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 my current stage name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted September 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Sry Ron,you just dropped to second. I will be as harsh as truth, and uncompromising as justice... I am in earnest, I will not equivocate, I will not excuse, I will not retreat a single inch, and I will be heard.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Sry Ron,you just dropped to second. I will be as harsh as truth, and uncompromising as justice... I am in earnest, I will not equivocate, I will not excuse, I will not retreat a single inch, and I will be heard.” Did you say something???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted September 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Did you say something???? Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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