Heat Embargo ON

[aplumma]

Due to the recent acts of Canada sending their cold air and freezing white stuff to the US. The US of A has decided to retaliate. Until further notice no warm air will be exported to the Canadians until they stop pumping that cold stuff down here. When the president was asked how he views this situation he commented with " what the h*ll are you talking about". A recent proposal offered by a man identified as "Aplumma" to a Canadian Emissary "Crappiesteve" was met with a resounding" no deal".

 

Art

[Whopper]

 

Too funny Art

 

Whopper

[Dondorfish]

Oh Man - and as the cabin fever sets in, it gets worse and worse!

 

LOL

 

 

Don

[Bliz]

LOL

[tjsa]

I am wondering why you did not consult me, sniff, sniff

 

OK, maybe I know why :lol: :lol:

Edited April 6, 2007 by tjsa

[Bernie]

Ok time to hold a referendum..We also need some better negotiators. :lol:

[OhioFisherman]

LOL wait until after the holiday and they start talking again in Washington, there will be plenty of hot air! The cold front was caused by the jets leaving town for the weekend sucking the cold down!

[keram]

Does the UN has to say something about it ?

[Clampet]

A large consortium of cooking wannabees have joined forces and have been rumoured to have baked 55 million barrels of homemade beans.

Scientists estimate the resulting gas emissions generated from human consumption may endanger US air quality due to the Southerly flow of Canadian air currents.

 

It has also been reported but not confirmed, that our very own DSN boardmember is one of the leaders.

[Daplumma]

Now they are saying 1to 3 inches of...SNOW tonight thru tomorrow.Y'all are so screwed,I will personally see to it that no warm air gets to Canada all summer with the exeption of the Lakair GTG.Then it will be sweltering hot and humid so Art,GCD and I can feel at home.HARUMPH!!!I say

Joe

[Greencoachdog]

I second that motion Joe!

 

Deprive them... then Nuke them!!!... then deprive them again!

[Rich Clemens]

Hey Art ... How about sending a little of the warm air up here to PA. I'll make sure it goes no further north than my front door. I tried to stop that cold stuff, but just a bit too strong for me.

[GbayGiant]

Hahaha, you sound like Wolf Blitzer.

[crappiesteve]

Art,thats a good one bud,but what ta hell.

 

Still no DEAL.

 

Steve

[Whopper]

Art,thats a good one bud,but what ta hell.

 

Still no DEAL.

 

Steve

 

Great and I'm caught right in the middle of this fued

[crappiesteve]

Hi Phil,sorry your stuck in the middle of this debate LOL.

Seems I got dragged into this one somehow.Next he,s going to ask which side am I on lol.

Maybe if he would sweeten the deal I,d think about it

 

Steve

[Greencoachdog]

Maybe if he would sweeten the deal I,d think about it

 

Steve

 

 

The only "deal sweetener" I can see coming your way Steve, is a pint of Bowfin Roe Chow Chow or a couple lbs. of Armadillo Boudin... them Coonasses love that crap!

 

P.S. I'll even throw in a gallon of pickled Okra...

Edited April 8, 2007 by Greencoachdog

[aplumma]

So the Northern Chapter of the Coonass society wants to play hardball eh. Alrighty them Steve we will trade you warm weather within a week and throw in 2 shots of some of the Finest Corn squeezins that Dawg can find with an added kicker of a nice strong dark cigar at Lak Air this year. Now don't take this renegotiation to be a sign of weakness we really are committed to keeping the heat down here until you all cooperate. If all of the other Canadians want to put a little pressure on your current negotiator you might want to speak up here or nominate someone else to try to get you all out of the current deep freeze.

 

Art

[Roy]

It doesn't need to get all that warm up here, Art. We gots clothing here called 'shirts'.

[crappiesteve]

...AH come on guys you can do better than that now,the corn starch no problem fire water.

I was thinking more like...Crawdads@Blackened Catfish,better than Bowfin roe chow chow any day.

 

 

Glenn,is that one of your homemade Remedies?

 

Steve

[OhioFisherman]

http://heatfactory.ca/index2.html

 

there ya go freeze babies!

[aplumma]

You mean you all know about eattin Crawfish? I'll throw in a bottle of Zaterines Crawfish boil to make it worth your while. I would bring some Crawfish but it is illegal to transport them the silly border patrols......... why would you use somethin that taste that good and feed it to the fish???

 

Art