Live2fish85 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) If you buy Dynomite sticks (tampons) or any product like that for your wife/girlfriend lol. Edited May 14, 2011 by Live2fish85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 You need your card punched if you drink Bud Light Lime!!! That's crossing the line. Bud light like is an amazing summer time deck, fishing, patio, balcony, and everything else summer beer. Budweiser is the greatest beer ever. Bud, bud light, bud light lime are all premium beers. Dont bash a "mans" beer. Beer in itself is a "mans" drink. Any guy bashing any kind of beer get their card revoked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you've ever been a bridesmaid. Damn it! I'm a "man of honor" Saturday May 21st at my sisters wedding! My card can't be revoked, I'll be drinking beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 what if he does the whole bridal party well not the little one with the ring but all the rest of them So you wouldn't do the male ring barrer but you would the little flower girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you buy Dynomite sticks (tampons) or any product like that for your wife/girlfriend lol. Oh come on, now everyone is picking on the "perfect man". I buy my GF pads. It when your "not man" enough to do it that your card gets revoked. Takes a real man to buy his woman her essentials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camillj Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Man-Card ???? We dont need no shteeenkin man cards ... real men dont give a rats-arse what anyone else thinks anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 So you wouldn't do the male ring barrer but you would the little flower girl? Well. yes I am sure that is exactly what I meant............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave524 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I may be in trouble on this one Couple of months ago we needed to replace our sole vehicle, I wanted a full size pickup with an V8, wife was making noise about a car ended up with a Jeep Liberty. Ok it's kind of a gal type vehicle but got a solid rear axle and real 4 wheel drive not AWD and a fairly large V6 However I'd been looking to upgrade the 18' aluminum to a 20' walkaround cuddy offshore boat like a Proline or a Trophy, now that that option has been removed as I would not tow over 3000 with the Liberty, we are getting new living room furniture and carpet and I have repainted said room. Did I just get whipped needing my card revalidated or effectively compromise with future concessions possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) If you need gloves to handle any freshwater fish, other than muskie, your revoked If you need anyone to land a fish for you, you are revoked If you have a tap tap at the end of your line and call for the net immediately, you are revoked. If you snag and think its a fish, and everyone else knows its a snag, and you say " but it WAS moving", you are revoked. If your afraid to swim in a lake, well, your revoked If you don't read fishing magazine on the crapper, well after your done, your revoked If you can't parallel park, your revoked If you panfish with braided line, your probably Red Green Edited May 14, 2011 by manitoubass2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
express168 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you wear those "thong style flip flop sandles that go between your toes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you sneak tackle into a cart so the wife doesn't see it until the checkout line, then your... Oh crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If you sneak tackle into a cart so the wife doesn't see it until the checkout line, then your... Oh crap! AH HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybo Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) If your afraid to swim in a lake, well, your revoked How doe's not wanting to swim in a polluted,gem infested lakes make you less of a man. 5 dead from catching meningitis from lake water.One was a friend. friend in hospital.Nerves system shuts down after a simple swim, Most cases of ring worm and tape come from a swim. Men that have bought pick-ups.That have no trailer hitch and a hard tonneau cover. Can't let the groceries get wet Edited May 14, 2011 by Tybo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) If your afraid to swim in a lake, well, your revoked How doe's not wanting to swim in a polluted,gem infested lakes make you less of a man. 5 dead from catching meningitis from lake water.One was a friend. friend in hospital.Nerves system shuts down after a simple swim, Most cases of ring worm and tape come from a swim. Men that have bought pick-ups.That have no trailer hitch and a hard tonneau cover. Can let the groceries get wet Assuming it's a clean lake, not a New Jersey disposal site. Didn't mean to offend, this thread is all about the lol's sorry to hear that If it makes you feel any better, I ate some crap today Edited May 14, 2011 by manitoubass2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tybo Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Not offended. Don't want to loss my MAN CARD. one was a lake in northern Haliburton and the other cooch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhaman Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 If ya can't drive a stick shift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikeMolester Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 being from the city of Montreal I fail on so many levels as a "man" as defined by you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Living anywhere in Quebec...revoked. Jokes LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 being from the city of Montreal I fail on so many levels as a "man" as defined by you guys I`ll have you know that Montreal is the city where men are men, and everything else is scared.We don`t need man cards, we have Le Grand Ballet Canadiens` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I`ll have you know that Montreal is the city where men are men, and everything else is scared.We don`t need man cards, we have Le Grand Ballet Canadiens` Club Super what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umKthxbye Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 (edited) Montreal has some of the best strip clubs in Canada. Nothing about it is un manly. Edited May 15, 2011 by umKthxbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikeMolester Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 I dont even care..I'm proud! My hands could be in a Rolex add as a hand model, I wear lip balm, 300$ jeans, go to a "coiffure" where my stylist has studied in Europe for 2 years on how to style hair and nobody else touches it, tweeze me eyebrows regularly, get manicures, tan, enjoy my egyptian Hugo Boss boxer briefs etc etc... Tis what Montrealers do and why our women are so internationally known for being gorgeous. But I do tone it down to "neanderthal hoody mode" to go fishing in Ontario to try an fit in duh. I am a MAN!....wait who am I kidding. I'm really not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikeMolester Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 and I've NEVER been to a strip club in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 and I've NEVER been to a strip club in my life Now way yer gettin into MY boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Now way yer gettin into MY boat I don't know Paul.. maybe he's just a poser considering he says Tis what Montrealers do and why our women are so internationally known for being gorgeous. Maybe "he's" just pretending to be a man !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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