irishfield Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 A beautiful young blonde woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her "You have so much to live for," said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. "I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe .." "I see," the captain says. "Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Newfoundland Ferry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 tee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dondorfish Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 HA HA HA - groan! Tracker (Don) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Thanks for the chuckle Wayne. Reminds me of the ol saying,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ya gotz any newfie in ya,,,,,,,,, No,,,,,,,,, Wants some,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernie Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Ha! Thanks for the laugh Wayne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 arrrr, come up to me chambers and i'll show you the captains log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 arrrr, come up to me chambers and i'll show you the captains log Isn't it: arrrr, come up to the head and i'll show you the captains log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 nothing wrong with a little white lie if it saves someones life LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishing n autograph Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Isn't it: arrrr, come up to the head and i'll show you the captains log arrrrr i once had a parrot but he died of VD...Rotted his poor wee legs off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 I thought you said Moaner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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