John Bacon Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Some people need this more than others... http://www.metronews.ca/ottawa/live/article/539102--better-smelling-farts-through-the-magic-of-exit-aromas " A Ukrainian perfume company claims to have invented a jelly bean capable of producing perfumed farts. The candies are being produced in a number of varieties, from generic “fresh office” to specific smells which mimic famous perfumes. After being eaten, they produce what the company call “exit aromas” — which are said to be as effective as air fresheners. A spokesman for the company, Dmitry Chistilin, told Metro about the product line. “We are creating a fart with a smell of Calvin Klein,” he said. “I ate (one) with an exit aroma ‘fresh office.’ It’s the same principle as air freshener. There are no digestive disorders after it and the candy works for about two hours.” The company is now attempting to patent the technology, he added. One pack of the candy will cost around US$3.25. The different aromas offered so far include Sensation, Clara, and Calvin Klein. There are plans to produce more than 35 smells in all. It’s not known when the candy will be available in Canada." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solopaddler Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I don't need that, mine are already perfumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Dior is staying one step ahead with the planned release of their new offering called "Bière et Oeuf". Marketing strategists for the company have confirmed that the main target groups for this product will be sports bars and OFC get togethers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan's Jane Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Women don't fart - therefore there won't be any need for us to purchase those candies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt bruce Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 AHHH Yes Roy the gentle aroma of beer and eggs , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 In the immortal words of Benny Hill. "I likes passing wind!" Gassing the fellow occupants of the boat was my guarantee that I would outfish them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I assuming that with each package of jelly beans, they will include a pack of Tic Tac's! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 My farts smell like Roses. Rose is my dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC1OZ Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 My farts smell like rainbows and sunshine... fyi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Women don't fart - therefore there won't be any need for us to purchase those candies. You're right about that, they build up sooo much pressure it causes them to keep talking and gossiping allll the time, at least guys have to take a breath now and then....touche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsn Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Women don't fart - therefore there won't be any need for us to purchase those candies. Anything that moves has to release it gases some how. Even the transit trains have to occasionally stop and release it gases before the train can go any further. I've noticed it sometimes it can't go anymore and then it stops for minutes. Then all of a sudden, all the gas or exhust comes spewing out and its loud too. And the train start to move off again with no problems. If women don't far then I'd run when they do !! Cause passing gas once in a blue moon can be deadly for the folks around them. Its more concentrated, and toxic. Guys fire them off ,once and a while and doesn't let it build up over the days, months, and years. dsn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt bruce Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Like my granddaddy used to say "better to fart and feel the shame , than hold it in and feel the pain" blllllluuuuu who cut the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsTheBassMan Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 FART "Oh wow Larry, that smells really good." Just doesn't seem right to me. Granted, I'd love to be on the marketing team that plan on making commercials for this Fart Candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spincast Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 do they make one that smells like new cars. think of the resale value! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnimon Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Co2 detector went off the other night, glad I didnt light a smoke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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