Want to get out of Debt?

[Greencoachdog]

David Cerullo came to prominence after purchasing the television studios abandoned by Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker and established what is perhaps the boldest of all Christian "prosperity gospel" ministries (that pays him an annual base salary of $1.52 million). With his father, semi-retired Pentecostal preacher Morris Cerullo, they assure followers that the more they give, the more God will return to them. In a recent TV spot, Morris, speaking first in tongues and then addressing the currently credit-challenged: "When you (donate), the windows of heaven ... open for you ... 100 fold." "Debt cancellation!" (The on-screen message: "Call now with your $900 offering and receive God's debt cancellation!") [Charlotte Observer, 5-23-09]

Edited October 17, 2009 by GCD

[mbac31]

David Cerullo came to prominence after purchasing the television studios abandoned by Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker and established what is perhaps the boldest of all Christian "prosperity gospel" ministries (that pays him an annual base salary of $1.52 million). With his father, semi-retired Pentecostal preacher Morris Cerullo, they assure followers that the more they give, the more God will return to them. In a recent TV spot, Morris, speaking first in tongues and then addressing the currently credit-challenged: "When you (donate), the windows of heaven ... open for you ... 100 fold." "Debt cancellation!" (The on-screen message: "Call now with your $900 offering and receive God's debt cancellation!") [Charlotte Observer, 5-23-09]

 

Opening the wallet as we speak.

[e-z-out]

I'll give as long as i get a new bass boat lol

[OhioFisherman]

"Call now with your $900 offering and receive God's debt cancellation!") [Charlotte Observer, 5-23-09]

 

I might have to take that right to the bank? Owe you what you say? This clears it! Thanks!

[Terry]

I don't know if you should mock someones beliefs

 

I will tell you this worked for me

 

I was in debt like you wouldn't believe

I sent them money and within two weeks I was totally clear of debt....totally

 

 

now to clear it up. 2 days after I sent the money the bank repossessed my 2 vehicles

the next day the mortgage company foreclosed, I was forced into bankruptcy , credit cards were all gone

banks closed all accounts all my debt was gone

 

and I was out on the street

 

but I was debt free just like they promised

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so there all you non believers....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok I made it up LOL

Edited October 17, 2009 by Terry

[Bernie]

:lol:

Terry, you have a warped sense of humour. But look at who started it too.

 

PS. Did they say anything about starting up a Canadian chapter? I may volunteer to take the money.

Edited October 17, 2009 by Bernie

[aplumma]

yes in these tight times even the televangelist are looking for an angle to save us mere mortals from the evil money we have plaguing us...

 

Art

[NANUK]

"GIVE TILL IT HURTS, AND THEN DOUBLE IT !!!"

[jediangler]

Maybe Obama can use this to square up that 800 billion the U.S. owes China

[Guest skeeter99]

Maybe Obama can use this to square up that 800 billion the U.S. owes China

 

 

why pay china? they are not going anywhere

[Fisherman]

why pay china? they are not going anywhere

You might want to rethink that one, when they decide to come, there's not a whole lot to stop them, like a marauding anthill, sheer numbers. My long gone father had a saying that unfortunately todays rules forbid from posting, I'll leave it at that. A lot of what he told me when I was a young lad have come and gone, but I'd hate to see some of the other stuff come true.

[Bernie]

Fisherman, my grandmother said 40 years ago the same thing.

"Mark my words" she said. I just went "Huh?" Easy to see what she was talking about now.