bassman Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Blues Brothers
spooner_jr Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 The fishing was so good, I thought I was here yesterday.
Andy Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 I heard this one years ago, and can't remember who said it. "If everyone in the world focused on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing rods."
bullybass Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "Beatin' like a red-headed stepchild!!" -unknown
jwl Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "That's the cat's ass" or any quote that uses this phrase in the context of something really great.......never quite understood the whole concept and who along the lines somewhere decided that "the cat's ass" is a good thing
Canuck2fan Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 From King of the Hill a couple of classics. Hank "Bobby if you weren't my son I would hug you...." Hank "Boddy don't do that people will think you are not right..."
kickingfrog Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 Most men spend their whole life fishing, without realizing its not the fish they're after. That's another one of my favourites, it's not hard to tell who understands that either.
highdrifter Posted June 24, 2008 Author Report Posted June 24, 2008 Lots of good ones here. Aye Roy, could you elaborate a little on yours? I'm not sure we're on the same wave length when I think about dingle if -dangle if!! Bill! That's a great quote. Chretien had such a way with words... I can just picture him trying to say it! MUAHAAH here's one from a song.. see if you can guess where it's from. NO GOOGLING! lol "I had my hands in the river, my feet back up on the banks. Looked up to the lord above and said: Hey man, thanks." cheers
anders Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 D'Oh - Homer Simpson Keep on Rockin The Free World - Neil Young Its rude to turn down an open beer - Dad Fish On - Me Beat it like it owes you money - Forgor who...but hilarious F*ck It....Im going home - Best Friend
yellowboat Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) Highdrifter it was Tragicaly Hip New Orlean is sinkin, seen them on Sat in Bellville. Edited June 24, 2008 by yellowboat
highdrifter Posted June 24, 2008 Author Report Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) Highdrifter it wasTragicaly Hip New Orlean is sinkin, seen them on Sat in Bellville. Sometimes, I feel so good I gotta scream... She said Gordie baby, I know exactly what you mean.. she said.. Well done! yeyeee HD Edited June 24, 2008 by Highdrifter
crappieperchhunter Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 A co-worker says this all the time...Everyday is a school day. Also an old neighbor always said "Knowledge is a good thing, and it's not heavy to carry around with you either.
HookNrelease Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 from an old journey man when i was an apprentice,,,,, If at first you dont succeed,,,,,,,F it up so no other smart ass can fix it,,,,,
Jen Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "I have absolutely no limits on what I intend to create" Dr. Wayne Dyer So very inspirational
Gerritt Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 "It's late.....I'm drunk....You'll do!" Dude... the story of my life!! I vote this the OFC quote of the year!!! G
Stoty Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 Dude... the story of my life!! I vote this the OFC quote of the year!!! HA HA HA
Gerritt Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 Beer googles = EVIL one of my personal favourites... sorry ladies.. "She's cute.. till she talked.."
holdfast Posted June 24, 2008 Report Posted June 24, 2008 Here's a good one from an old Sgt when we were bridging.... Seen my share of Lost fingers and hands. "Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick"::: Its crude but makes alot of sense.
kickingfrog Posted June 25, 2008 Report Posted June 25, 2008 "It's late.....I'm drunk....You'll do!" Something along those lines was uttered by TJ this weekend.... numerous times I believe.
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