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bigugli

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  1. From Belwoods on down to Erie there is some fantastic water. It's going to take years to get to know the Grand well.
  2. It's because Finns have something special. It's called "Sisu"
  3. I keep 2 diaries for the conservation authorities every year, as well as my own personal log. I just could not see a reason to have a digital log as well.
  4. Nothing here. Sunny and warm.
  5. That was a different time and an age gone by. Remember my 3 categories of animal??? a} work animals, b} vermin, c} food. Vermin need exterminating, but if you can put them to work to catch fish as food, you've covered all 3 classes. Fish were food to be harvested back then, not play things.
  6. Might lose power 1-2 hours in West Niagara. We are getting some coloured lightning. No biggie.
  7. On the question of live mice, I'm pretty sure that it is now considered cruelty to animals. Forty years back it was a different story. As kids/teenagers, we would be sent to clean out the boatshed every once in a while. Rodents loved the coils of rope and assorted materials for brightwork and coirwork (both the grandfather and great uncle were well seasoned sailors). One of us would gingerly move the piles, the second would chase rodents with the broom, the third of us scooped the mice with the net. Live mouse, hooked lightly through the skin, tossed out to swim top water. There was no better live presentation for big bass and pike. We caught hundreds with the mice.
  8. I remember seeing the Bolens way back when. We also had a similar unit for hauling select cut timber out of rough bush
  9. A 40lb transom mount on a 12-14' tinny should not be a problem. We've mounted our own electrics on rentals numerous times.
  10. Nothing to get in trouble with here. No batter, no cholesterol or trans fat in the oil, and only one tater for me
  11. I caught a couple of the early games, but haven't watched since. Don't have much time for the TV, but I can hear it in the background. Wife and son are both 1/2 deaf with the volume cranked. Get to listen to 3 straight hours of the "Beards". Lets face it Simon, there are far better things to do.
  12. That would get me in trouble with the Mrs.
  13. $700 + or - should be fine if open to the general public. From a restricted, screened, audience from groups like the forum. That is another can of worms.
  14. Take 3 lbs of pickerel, 2lbs of taters, homemade tartar sauce and some Cajun coating. What do you got??? A little taste of heaven. Me and the boys are living high.
  15. Long time no hear old friend. You have been missed. Have you given the boyfriend the dating application yet??? Here is a copy if you have not. APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_______________________________________ ALIASES ______________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA______________ SOCIAL SECURITY#________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ IQ _________ BLOOD TYPE _____ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No #of years they have been married ______ If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________ If not explain why ___________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? __Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I HIGHLY SUGGEST RUNNING AS I AM A DAMNED GOOD SHOT.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend _______________________________________________ How often you attend ____________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? __________ mother? _________ pastor? __________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C. A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________ D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?__________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ______________________ RULES: Initial each Rule after reading. Rule One: If you talk with foul words and dress like a bad ass, a punk or a wanna-be-gangster I will toss you right out on your tush. Rule Two: If you date my daughter you date only her. She has a kind heart and I will not have you make my her cry; if she does, I will make you cry. You may only date ONE of my daughters. EVER. Rule Three: You must know how to fish as well as I have taught my daughter(s) to fish. Frozen dinners do not count. My daughter ain't providing for you. Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses a day fishing with me over sports or gaming time with you. She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you. Rule Five: Do not date my daughter for her money because I am her bank. Do not expect gifts, she has been taught to be a savvy shopper. Rule Six: Don't sleep with my daughter; the only rubber you should be concerned about is out in the driveway and has Goodyear stamped on it. Rule Seven: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pudgy, baggy-eyed, last-season, has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the king of her universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. If you do not I will ask her. Do not trifle with me. Rule Eight: My daughter has been raised to respect herself, so keep your hands to yourself. Offending body parts will be removed by me with a dull spoon. Rule Nine: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses spending time with me over spending time with you. She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you. Yes, I know this is also Rule Four. It is an important one. Rule Ten: My daughter is not a toy. She does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on her person. Hence, she is not an object for you to play with, manipulate, and discard at your leisure. I've spent many years raising and loving her , and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie 300 will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me. I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROC UTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) _______________________________________________________________ Mother's Signature & Father's Signature _______________________________________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Please allow four to six years for processing.
  16. Fresh grounds straight from the can. Powerful enough to even mask the smell of raw chicken flesh and blood that builds up in a reefer trailer.. We would spread a 1lb block inside a reefer trailer before loading it.
  17. Why??? I've never worried about it. Beats some other household odours Takes about a week to get rid of the cucumber smell after cleaning a couple thousand smelts
  18. The funniest moments all involve my son and ice fishing. Almost every year, if there is a soft spot, hole, open water. Robert will find it. It's not just that he falls in well past his waist. He is like a cartoon character when he hits the water. Shoots straight back up and out of the hole without having enough time to get more than his feet wet. Then there is the epic fight with the Loon. Robert tosses a spinner bait, not knowing there is a loon swimming underwater. Wham the bird slams the bait. Here is Robert thinking he has a whopper bass until the loon finally surfaces. Shoulda seen the look on his face. One of his buddies caught a gull. Once we got the bird in the poor teenager was so terrified he was running all the way back to the car just squealing. By the way both birds were carefully unhooked and released no worse for wear
  19. Every lake is a challenge. Even after a dozen visits. Different conditions, atmospherics, seasons, all come to play.
  20. Those vids were great. There used to be another member who used to put up great underwater perch videos. What was his name... Brian, do you remember who...
  21. I have a 4 1/2 ft uglystick ultralite . Over 8 years it has been through the ringer from perch to pike, drifting harnesses for walleye, and the odd accidental carp. I love it.
  22. Something got lost in the shuffle?

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