I could end up on Mod Que after this, but what the heck.
Luckily, I've been married to a reliable dishwasher for over 20 years.
Now, having said that, she used to make my lunch every day until she heard me say something similar to the following (about 19 years ago).
Ever wonder why they allowed women into the Space Program? On average they weigh 20 pounds less than a mechanical dishwasher.
Now, I'm probably in trouble again. It's one of those, you are who you were when, things. I know it's not how I feel about it now, it's not politicaly correct, but back in the day, I found this funny ( still do probably due to it's politicaly incorrectness).
Sorry.