misfish Posted May 25, 2012 Report Posted May 25, 2012 A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."
rmarentette Posted May 25, 2012 Report Posted May 25, 2012 I wonder if that guy shops at Canadian Tire?
Toad Hunter Posted May 25, 2012 Report Posted May 25, 2012 gotta remember that one next time I'm fillin up the truck
Roy Posted May 25, 2012 Report Posted May 25, 2012 gotta try that... Which are you going to be? The mother or the late son?
mercman Posted May 25, 2012 Report Posted May 25, 2012 Which are you going to be? The mother or the late son? Now that is even funnier than Brians joke !!!!
Christopheraaron Posted May 25, 2012 Report Posted May 25, 2012 Which are you going to be? The mother or the late son? The grandmother
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