HTHM Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Saskatchewan, Quebec, a little old lady, and a well endowed young blonde girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there's the sound of a loud SLAP. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the fellow from Quebec has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The little old lady thinks, the fellow from Quebec must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped his cheek. The blond girl thinks, that fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me but missed and fondled the old lady, and she slapped his cheek. The fellow from Quebec thinks, that fellow from Saskatchewan must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed + got ME instead. The fellow from Saskatchewan thinks, I can't WAIT for another tunnel so I can smack that jerk from Quebec again.
NAW Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 That's great. First laugh of the day. Thanks!
crappieperchhunter Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 That's all fine and dandy..but whos on first
mercman Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) That's why Mercman hates trains I'll smack you upside the head !!!!!!! I dont get the joke oh wait....its an Albert joke. Thats why Edited February 22, 2011 by mercman
mercman Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 That's all fine and dandy..but whos on first i dunno
Spiel Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 oh wait....its an Albert joke. Thats why Wooden Shoes.....
danbouck Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 I'll smack you upside the head !!!!!!! I dont get the joke oh wait....its an Albert joke. Thats why
HTHM Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Posted February 22, 2011 Wooden Shoes..... wooden head......wouldn't listen
HTHM Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Posted February 22, 2011 I'll smack you upside the head !!!!!!! I dont get the joke oh wait....its an Albert joke. Thats why That is EXACTLY what my kids say.......I don't understand why though.
Spiel Posted February 22, 2011 Report Posted February 22, 2011 wooden head......wouldn't listen That's the way you told it to me Albert.
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