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As Canadians, we hold ourselves to higher standards than playing into the transparent motives of some uneducated skid. We just laugh it off, hence why we produce the best comedians in the world.

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Cheap??.........I went to get a round at the Finland/Switz game. $8.50 US for a 12 oz. can of Bud Light

I guess you won't be buying the rounds at the fishing show this February either then... at $9 a beer ! Give'm a $20 for a pair and they're looking at you to drop the tooney change in the tip jar! :tease:

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I dont allow myself to drink beer at a fishing show.........its like knockin em' back at the casino. Somebody flips a switch and i forget about the budget i gave myself goin in. $$$$

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I dont allow myself to drink beer at a fishing show.........its like knockin em' back at the casino. Somebody flips a switch and i forget about the budget i gave myself goin in. $$$$

 

You are so right alcohol and checkbooks are a deadly combination.

 

 

Art

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rofl2.gifrofl2.gifrofl2.gifrofl2.gifthis tiny brained wiper of other peoples bottoms

Now go away you silly conigit (not quite sure how Monty Python spelled that word!!) or else I will waive my asshat.gif at you!!!!

 

 

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THAT!!!

his mother wears army boots and his father smells of eldeberries !!

may i fart in his general direction.

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THAT!!!

his mother wears army boots and his father smells of eldeberries !!

may i fart in his general direction.

 

 

Oh, Mercman, you are truly sick.......- at the risk of hijacking this thread "That there's the nastiest little rabbit you've ever seen" "Run away!!'

 

Oh, and of course THWACK "message for you sir"

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Someone should call the knights who say "NEET" aaaahhhhhh..........blink.gif

And bring him a shrubbery.Nothing too big. Just a small one with leaves and tiny branches....

 

 

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his .....worthy.gif

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his .....worthy.gif

 

classic!!!! :rofl2:

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his .....worthy.gif

 

 

I also know that song off by heart and sing it to my son.

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"I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers, I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars"

 

Excellent.

 

 

 

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

 

I will not buy this tabacconist, it is scratched.

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they were comic geniuses....rofl2.gif

 

Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot

 

Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot. clapping.gif

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Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

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As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband O.W.A. Giveaway in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of our modern navy. The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks...

 

Presenter.. I'm afraid we are unable to show you any more of that letter

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