Important Health Notice

[HTHM]

Subject: Important Health Notice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially

dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called

Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of

your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus

will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should

immediately leave the premises.

 

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

 

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends,

you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

[misfish]

LOL

 

This in no way, effects Waynes World.

[tb4me]

Wow i have been suffering from WORK for many years!! Now off to the "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter store"

[irishfield]

LOL

 

This in no way, effects Waynes World.

 

Why not.. I was into the BEER by 4pm ! WORK ended at 3:45.. and the best part of every day ended about 8:32 according to the call display.. thanks Marty !

[Terry]

every day

 

damn I need to speak to my wife

[irishfield]

Sometimes twice on Sundays Terry.. yes you'd better speak to her.. (or some buddy elses!)

Edited November 13, 2010 by irishfield

[mercman]

They have a new, still experimental oral vacine on the market.Generic Infection Neutralizer(GIN) Works well straight or for older patients dilutes with Versatile Oral Disease Killer Absorber(VODKA)

[GBW]

Why not.. I was into the BEER by 4pm ! WORK ended at 3:45.. and the best part of every day ended about 8:32 according to the call display.. thanks Marty !

LmAo! fix that with a nooner

 

every day

 

damn I need to speak to my wife

ME TOO!

 

Sometimes twice on Sundays Terry.. yes you'd better speak to her.. (or some buddy elses!)

Not during sports!?!?!? Ok, it's a sport too BUT I need to get my wife on the same program! every other day just doesn't cut it...

[irishfield]

Well Geoff.. once you've been married for 28 years it might pick up for you!! Unfortunate for me that after all those years it's starting to taper off a tad.....

[GBW]

Well Geoff.. once you've been married for 28 years it might pick up for you!! Unfortunate for me that after all those years it's starting to taper off a tad.....

Well it is going to be 11 years in the spring so I hope it picks up then, or before then!

[Roy]

They have a new, still experimental oral vacine on the market.

 

An oral vaccine eh? What do they do, stab you in the tongue?

[mercman]

An oral vaccine eh? What do they do, stab you in the tongue?

smart

[Tybo]

Great,Just what I needed was another addiction.

List of my addictions so far.

WORK.

CRUDE OIL.

TAX.

AIR.

Edited November 13, 2010 by Tybo

[HTHM]

Great,Just what I needed was another addiction.

List of my addictions so far.

WORK.

CRUDE OIL.

TAX.

AIR.

You forgot Joey.....