Ron Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 Five rules for men to follow for a happy contented life : 1. It's important to have a woman who helps out at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up after you, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh and share a joke with you. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and who doesn't lie to you, ever. 4. It's important to have a woman who is exceptionally good in bed, and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other. Sincerely, Tiger Woods.
Whitespinnerbait Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) Five rules for men to follow for a happy contented life : 1. It's important to have a woman who helps out at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up after you, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh and share a joke with you. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and who doesn't lie to you, ever. 4. It's important to have a woman who is exceptionally good in bed, and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other. Sincerely, Tiger Woods. Edited January 14, 2010 by Whitespinnerbait
Spiel Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 So are these rules working for you Ron? Come on now, be honest.
Guest ThisPlaceSucks Posted January 14, 2010 Report Posted January 14, 2010 most tiger jokes aren't funny. this one however... HILARIOUS!
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