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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when the bambinos do come along .....who is going to stay home from fishing to look after them ????

 

congrates on the catch ...

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You do realize you're asking for a life sentence with no parole, and no time off for good behaviour :w00t:, But it will take you at least 10 years to figure that out :wallbash:

 

There are 3 simple rules in marriage you need to learn Steve: Yes Dear

No Dear

Anything you say Dear.

How you apply the rules will either have her eating out of the palm of your hand or consigning you to the depths of hell :devil:

 

Have fun and congratulations :clapping::clapping::clapping:

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You do realize you're asking for a life sentence with no parole, and no time off for good behaviour :w00t:, But it will take you at least 10 years to figure that out :wallbash:

 

There are 3 simple rules in marriage you need to learn Steve: Yes Dear

No Dear

Anything you say Dear.

How you apply the rules will either have her eating out of the palm of your hand or consigning you to the depths of hell :devil:

 

Have fun and congratulations :clapping::clapping::clapping:

You forgot the most important. Your always right dear.

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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