danc Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.
Terry Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 LOL if I posted that I would have a big bump on the back of my head and my wife would be buying a new iron
Joey Posted January 23, 2008 Report Posted January 23, 2008 I'm going to remain silent on this matter Joey
camillj Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Thats sooooooo perfect ... Edited January 24, 2008 by camillj
douG Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Youse are bad, but pretty dang funny. I need to buy a new iron too, Terry, way behind on the cast iron frying pans as well.
mufasa001 Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 I laughed really hard, then showed my wife the post. The doctor says I should be able to walk again with lots of rehabilitation.
Lostchild Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 I was killing myself laughing at this post, my wife asked what was so funny....i said nothing, this time I was silent! Too funny.
Roy Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Good one....still not as good as your sock story though....few are......
Daplumma Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Good one....still not as good as your sock story though....few are...... Sock story??Do tell.... Joe
Roy Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 C'mon Dan...tell the sock story...You tell a joke so much better'n I do!
danc Posted January 24, 2008 Author Report Posted January 24, 2008 C'mon Dan...tell the sock story...You tell a joke so much better'n I do! LOL... Perhaps another day.
Kirk Posted January 24, 2008 Report Posted January 24, 2008 Got this one in the email yesterday A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "did you see me rob the bank". The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did".
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