SirCranksalot

Hey, with a name like 'woodcock' ii's no surprise they reproduce a lot!!!

Good one--I sent it along.

Here's a bit of 'poetry' that my bro just sent me: Fanned on It Doesn’t seem like the playoffs, if the Canadiens are not there Habs’ fans said, as they slumped in their chairs Leafs’ fans, they know how to go to plan B But cheering for someone else is not hockey to me A lot of Canadians will cheer for the Canucks But seeing them with the Cup, that would really suck Those other teams, from the original six The way they beat Montreal, just made me sick I’ll just switch channels and watch golf instead Or maybe call it quits and just go to bed It’s better to wait for the crap they play in the fall At least there’s a chance, for an occasional win by Montreal There's no point in trying logic or reason The Habs just need a French coach and a bit of luck next season

Reminds me of this old joke: A man andhis wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likesto fish and the wife likes to read the husbandcame home early one day from fishing and went to bed the wifedecided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read so she did she didn'tknow the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read along came aofficer and told her "what are you doing?" "reading"said the woman "thisis a restricted fishing area" "buti'm not fishing" "thatmay be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take youin" "if youdo that i will charge you with rape" the woman says "but ididn' touch you" "thismay be true but you have all of the right equipment"

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Even thogh I was a big Gordie Howe fan when I was a kid, this song didn't quite do it for me.

Living proof of the saying"Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way"?

Pervert!!

Winternet is over, folks! The lakes and rivers are all open.

When in doubt Americans blow things up!

I have a Canon SX20(20 times zoom that I like for children and other wildlife, esp when canoeing). I have had it for a couple of years-(ever since mine found the bottom of the Mad River---you can ask if you like but I'll never tell ) and love it. It has most of the features of a SLR and Canon is noted for its quality glass .

Yes. You can drive into Bottle Lake but to cut down on crowds you'll need a short port into Sucker. Or you can drive to Long with similar choices.

Bah, humbug----costing me a fortune in sunscreen!!

If you still need more PM me and we can talk on phone---I'm a 2 finger typist....on good days!

Well, not quite. The former minister was Progressive Conservative, unlike the current rapacious bunch.

There are lots of lakes that allow motor boats but will just have a few fishing boats. I find that to be a good compromise if I don't want to portage. Crotch Lake(much better than it sounds!) is one. Written up by Kevin Callan and now 'controlled' by Frontenac Cty I believe. You can book a specific site but you'll need to pay. There are also locations in what used to be called the Frost center.

I'm glad you found a canoe, but I don't think you should use "Niagara" and "canoe" in the same sentence!

Who the heck is Ron Wilson? Must have some connection to hockey I guess.

For bass, Big "O"s, esp crayfish pattern. also caught a monster pike on 1---tried to swallow it like a smartie!

Spring has sprung---- the creeks have riz---I wonder where the rainbows is???

BM, My first response to this was "You gotta be kiddin'". Then I looked at a Blue F and noticed the gap in the eye of the single hook and realized that you're quite right. I just think it's a wee bit odd that the Foxes come with a single replacement hook whereas other lures that have a split ring, making it easy to change hooks, don't come with a spare hook. Anyway, thx BM and others others who posted. Mystery solved

The competition for the 2012 Darwin awards is heating up!!

Thx---I corrected the title