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irishfield

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  1. Now I'm not sure this officially means Terry has been with another man... or if it's just like accidentally waking up spooning in a shared motel double bed??? What's that... you got some in your eye??? !!
  2. Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy. Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?" Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct." Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her rectum." Verne: "Was it a Titlist 3?" Coroner: "Yes, it was." Verne: "That was my mulligan."
  3. Hey.. I look out for you newfs!
  4. I also suggest once it's full and coming out the top hole... to put the TOP screw back in FIRST while you still have the bottle squeezed in the bottom hole. If air can't get in then oil won't come out the bottom. Top screw in first.. remove the bottle/pump and then install the bottom screw.
  5. Wait 'till the courts tell them they have to co-habilitate in the same house until all their assessments are completed.........
  6. Had "St Elmos fire" on the left wing tip of my old Cessna 182 over scugog island in 1995.. that's a flight I'll never forget. That and finding, then landing on the strip on the island in a terrential downpour. Holding the airplane off just above the strip because the water was about 5 inches deep on the grass runway. Landed and stopped with about 50 feet left before I would have hit the barn wall (that we couldn't see until the last minute)!
  7. Fishing with Grampa... that's a perfect day right there! Then you caught fish....
  8. It sure is Paul! (but it's still out there swimming around with no lips...)
  9. Just remember when you find the bait... one rod/line in inland waters!
  10. Like Brian says above. Don't go cheap.. remember what it will cost you if they blow out and you roll the trailer!
  11. Do what ever you want Paul.. many are just jealous you're out there fishing and they're not!
  12. John.. they always come out Friday at noon for the long weekend. You can see them in a swarm, helping the PPark warden unlocking the gate to the campground!
  13. LOL.. I may not be at home, or be able to get my email, but I do have access to my own website!
  14. You'll do well within 1000 feet of Peekaboo trail if you use your head and fish the weed edges... No need to go too far.
  15. The kill switch grounds the coil out when the clip comes out.. if it has continuity all the time then that is your problem. Unhook a wire and she'll fire right up. Replace the kill switch if you're driving with the lanyard hooked to your belt.. if not.. well.. don't waste the money.
  16. The plunk in the water was good for him.... and just watching him on the rock with you, you can tell he's a "water" person and knows what it's all about already. This summer you'll make a swimmer out of him and you can rest easy.
  17. Very nice Simon! Just watched the video with Leah and we both said the same thing... you can sure tell when a kid grows up around the water.
  18. Thanks for the great news Kelvin... makes it a bit easier to sit in Sinai, for so many hours a day. 2 more days and we can go home again. Back on the 30th for what better be the last week of chemo Jen ever has to do.
  19. Thanks for the invite Albert... may take you up on it after surgery, when we'll be in the city all summer it sounds like.
  20. Yah I meant to talk to you about that... and why my nuts are still sore!
  21. Happy Birthday to my twin brother from another Mother! Happy 49th for the first time Art... the two of us have to decide from here forward if we want to increment the counter! Leah sends a hug as well.. I'm sure that means more than the paragraph above!
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