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irishfield

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  1. Watch out for people turning left !!! Very Very nice fella ! PS...gf isn't gonna like sitting on that luggage rack !
  2. It's better than any of the processed fish you're buying in Food Basics.....
  3. Amazing what goals can do for one's recovery. Since Novemember Jen has worried about being Maid of Honour for her (since jr kindergarten) girlfriend. Well she came through with flying colours and helped make the day a success on Saturday. She didn't sleep at all the night before worried that she would slip on the wet grass of the hill and slide down it on her arse. You can see the concern or amazement on the faces of some of the guests as she tackles the hill without issue after over 24 hours of rain. Unfortunately we weren't there, but our son grabbed a few hundred shots during the day. Wedding day was a long day for Jen.. out for makeup at 9am and I picked her exhausted body up at 10pm from the reception hall. So exhausted that she came home and got sick, and has taken about 3 days to get her energy back. Getting pretty good at that one leg balancing act!
  4. My lab learned to leave them alone after the third time. I spent the money for the vet the first time as I was told you can't just pull them out... and that's what he did! Leah and the girls tried the second time and Rikki would have none of it and kept running away. When I came home he just sat down and let me pull them out with the pliers. Same deal time #3. I've keep the 'pine population in check ever since...
  5. Not as good as 6X or Bountiful... but it's darn close without going across the pond for a pint!
  6. Geoff drinks donkey piss Brian.. couldn't even get him to try a good pint of Fullers London Pride when we were out for ugly shirt friday.
  7. A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note: Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really apoplectic with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
  8. Great stuff Ron... now be sure to get the new ticket dismissed officially in court (ie - the muncipality has no constitution capacity to assess power over fishing... that is under the jurisdiction of the province) so there is precedent for all other towns that do this !
  9. Sorry guys, but a properly set up remote helm does not engage throttle as soon as you click it in forward or reverse... and a tiller gets shifted without touching the throttle at all. Fuel can not flow if the pump isn't sucking it up out of your tank.
  10. Have you got a booster pack Dax or a set of booster cables. Pop the hood and connect to the starter lug directly with either and immediately rule out the battery or cables. If it still does it.. see if the starter is spinning but the bendix isn't coming up and engaging. From there you can take the appropriate course of action and if that fails I'll lend you my 5 lb peening hammer.
  11. Dreaded red x... looks like she's already marked her spot.
  12. Generally the paper wasps make a big ass nest and attach to the holes in the vented soffit.. not on the facia. Might be worth looking in the attic as I bet they're crawling thru the crack at the eve and are inside as well....
  13. Yah.. that Art fella is a pretty nice lad ! Must be the year he was born or sumptin...
  14. What.. no highschool?? Thanks for the grins and the porn.. oh and fish!
  15. But the door locks have always worked good !
  16. A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told CSIS In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'
  17. Week of rain coming... you'll get to test that theory I'm sure!
  18. I have the same charger in my boat and starting 2 summers ago the left bank would get down to the last green light and then never shut off.. boiling the battery. Thought maybe it was a battery going bad so I switched wires..and it did the same thing with the right side shutting off as per norm, so not the batteries. Sometimes it does it.. some times it shuts off on it's own, so I religiously only plug it in overnight at most and then see if it shut off or unplug it. Glad it was a glass boat at least... you'd be doing a lot of flushing and baking soda if it was aluminum (or patching a big hole!)
  19. Guess we'll all be following Rich's boat next year...
  20. 2011 is the last year Rob. They stopped making the Sport trac 2010. Salemen are pissed about that one, one of their best sellers.
  21. Working fine Brian.. with a 3 hour delay!
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