Clampet

Dude!!

He snapped.

Ahem..

...it's breaking wind!

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All I can say is wow!

If your willing to put that amount of effort into Primerica I suggest you give either Collections or Telemarketing a go. You can be sure of receiving a paycheque for your efforts. With Primerica you will bust yer tail for very little to show for it, and b4 long you will give up. They will just turn around and "hire" someone or ten others to fill the slot. Any company that is constantly hiring should sound an alarm.

Welcome aboard! Thanks fer the kind offer.

I wager there's two U know, and 2 U don't!

Full throttle ahead, hormones raging, the young man gave all his attention to the fair damsel, effectively casting aside all semblance of decorum.

Very good. Good lead guitar!

Ditto! Show some respect. Go fish somewhere else. If you can't fish without infringing on someone, pack er up and go fer a drive. If you can't find a lake to fish without being up someone's rear-end, then I would consider retiring from the sport. I got too much pride that won't allow me to bother someone just like me who wants to enjoy their week-end.

'Painted turtles and a bottle of wine momma, they took my money like I knew they would'. ...Ian Thomas.

"They had told me about three times, have the emails to prove it, and they came right out and said they had the frabill's and beckman's in stock and would have them for me when I was to arrive. So i went there, as planned, and that's when they told me that they don't even carry the frabill's I had asked them abuot only a few days earlier. They had a backman there and were going to sell it to me....BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE A HANDLE!!!!" Idiots!!

PWT --> Professional Walleye Tournament.

Aye Carumba!

Yep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny_j-bAhq68

Yeah, but you look like crap!

Run!

A genetic freak!

You really captured the scary side of an approaching storm! Can't help but see those masts on the Tall Ship look like lightning rods.