Bob, it's funny you mention that. We went on a family trip back when I was 13 or so.. My parents didn't believe it when they said I'd be 6'3 (Everyone else in my family is short) but they were right!
Throwing that in the lake would lead to a fine.. There's a reason why you can't have a fire ON the ice during the winter, all that crap goes into the water once the ice melts.