Ok!, this struck me as pretty fracking funny!!!
You'd think that being from the Deep South I'd experience more of a culture shock than anyone crossing the border, but the only thing I really notice is that your money is different, y'all talk kinda funny, and there's "Paris talk" all over the place.
Just wear your steel belted underwear when you cross the border Pike Slayer, you'll be ok!
.. unless you come to the Deep South... then we have a chainfall, a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, a cutting torch, and a 5 gallon bucket of white lithium grease with your name on them!!!