Okay, stop walking or chewing...focus, focus, focus. The bird goes in the oven, the dishes go in the sink. And we didn't put the undercut under the counters to hide the dust, they were put there to accomodate womens feet to get closer to the sink. You know why wedding gowns are white?, goes well with the appliances. Now I'll retire to the bomb shelter.
Oh ya, I do cook the bird. Somehow they don't understand that if you sleep in and don't get the bird in the oven early enough, cooking the bird at 5ooC for 2 hours does not equal 325F for 5 hours.