Thanks oldphart, some funny stuff there.
Here's a true story that I was reminded of by the above joke.
My friend Madeline was driving thru downtown Hamilton and when she stopped at a red light her car stalled. While she was trying to re-start it the doofis behind her started blaring his horn at her. She got out of her car, walked back to the other car, opened his door and handed him her keys.
When he asked what the heck she was doing, she said you go up and start MY car for me and I'll get in YOUR car and blow your horn for you.
Doofis backed up, went around her and drove down the road with his tail between his legs.