One of my best buds on the board sent me this one a coupla days ago.
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear, Newfoundland
when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to
the emergency room in St. John's. The doctor looked at Johnny and
said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers." " What do you mean, you
haven't got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2006! We's got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have
put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da
fingers?"
Johnny says .. (Are you ready for this?????)
"How da f___ was I suppose to pick dem up??