HAHAHA - The front doorstep. I have actually done that. ROTFLMAO as I recall it.
It was late fall and there were MANY dead salmon along the banks of the river. Well, 4 guys, a pickup truck at 2 am and there were gifts left for a few unsuspecting aquaintances.
A solid 20+ lb fish that was literally falling apart when handled was leaned up against the front door. Apparently, it was kicked, stumbled over the next morning. Then, the residents tried to move it and needed a shovel. It was put down by their curb. The next day it was run over by the roomate and exploded all over the driveway and car.... The unfortunate part is that it was done in secret, so I could only laugh at certain parts of the story when he told me what happened. Ahh, Fraternity days.
I better stop with the stories before I incriminate myself.
So, long story short - Fish on Doorstep is definitely an option!