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Moose walks into a bar Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Moose walks into a bar in Toronto bartender says "What an ugly horse."

Seriously for a moment. I have to ask what is a Moose doing so far south? I have never heard of it.  

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My buddy saw this moose so he stopped his car to get out for a better look.  He watched it enter the bush and walked back to his car where a news crew was now waiting.  The reporter asked if he saw the moose and if he'd mind going on air.  He replied "i'd rather not" . Camera guy says "we're rolling" .  First question: "Were you surprised to see a moose this far south?"  Reply: "I guess a little".  2nd question: "how do you think it got here?".  Reply: `probably wandered down the Rouge valley.` 3rd question: "they`re vegetarians right?"  Reply: None.  except for a barely audible giggle from the camera man.  Unfortunately it looks like it didn't make the cut, I don't know, it sounded like pure gold to me.  

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