SirCranksalot Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Trump's First Night In the White House The Donald is elected president.... On the first night he spends in the White House, he is visited by the ghost of George Washington. He asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?" The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie." He says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, he is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. He asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?" The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Do not bully the people." He says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." On the third night, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. He asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?" The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dara Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 OK, thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Thanks for that! HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Cliff Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Ok, it took a minute, I'm old but I did get it Oh wait, if Obama has his way there won't be any guns in America. Won't work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 I hope he dosent see a play before he gets elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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