SirCranksalot Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Top Ten Complaints From Dogs '1' Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all! -------------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DAMN DOG! -------------------------------------------------- '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain! -------------------------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! -------------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur? -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captpierre Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 The last one is best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 LOL so true. Great post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitoubass2 Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Hahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey buoy Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Good one !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokercrafty Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 My dog likes to turn to me while, and after licking himself, with a face that screams, "yea, you know it! You only wish" Lol Good post!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerritt Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I'd never leave the couch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paudash Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 great post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Ironmaker Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Excellent. I never could understand the term "work like a dog". Eat, procreate, sleep, repeat. Not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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