danc Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Max & Arlena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota . It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over.... Max asked Arlena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, "Nah, yust put it on our tab." So Arlena valked across, got da beer at da yeneral store, den valked back home across da lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, "Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store.... so, vhy didn't you yust giff me some money?" Max replied, "Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn't sure how thick the ice vas yet...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopheraaron Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Lol! But you missed a "walked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted November 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Lol! But you missed a "walked" Good eye! I copied and pasted it though. Now corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iFish4real Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) good one Edited November 23, 2012 by iFish4real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 vell,vell,vell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketchenany Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Yumpin Yemeni! That was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosebunk Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 The pic makes the joke better Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted November 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 The pic makes the joke better Dan. What a noggin Max has, eh Drew?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 Max looks like he would fit in perfectly with my relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimsbylander Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm betting the ice is thin...it's not cold enough for Max to do up his pants yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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