Jump to content

This is newfie humour


misfish

Recommended Posts

Garge is passing by Bob's shed one day when through a gap in the door

he sees Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red

Massey Ferguson tractor.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off

first the right welly boot, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move

lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over

his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal

his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his

flat cap onto a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Bob?', says Garge.

'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin s*it out of me' says an

obviously embarrassed Bob, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble

lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do

something sexy to a tractor.'

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recent Topics

    Popular Topics

    Upcoming Events

    No upcoming events found

×
×
  • Create New...