misfish Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Garge is passing by Bob's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson tractor. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay. 'What on earth are you doing Bob?', says Garge. 'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin s*it out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Bob, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnsled Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Gotta luv them newfies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappieperchhunter Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 Never get tired of this stuff. :thumbsup_anim: Thx for sharin B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrison Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) Love it B. God love the Newfs! Ontario would never have been discovered if one of them had not gotten a break away on the St Lawrence. Edited October 11, 2012 by Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 wunder if it work'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 if Kbec separates just think how much closer we will be to newfie land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 wunder if it work'd I,ll let ya know,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted October 11, 2012 Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 if Kbec separates just think how much closer we will be to newfie land If Kbec does den we kin trade the marytime probinces to the US of A to get Capt Kirk back on our team!..Magin dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted October 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2012 If Kbec does den we kin trade the marytime probinces to the US of A to get Capt Kirk back on our team!..Magin dat! R ya nutz bye? Or R ya nutz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Farmer Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 I think I know Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhickey Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Ya Ill take the Massey over my two exwives any day. Just to let you guys know the dance doesnt work on the girls but the massey keeps on going.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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